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Old 10-12-2009, 11:58 AM   #11
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:24 PM   #12
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who doesn't know she's Hanna Montana??
Is it just me, or does Hanna Montana sound like a lesbian bar?

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Old 10-12-2009, 12:29 PM   #13
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her friend's at :24 have tight asses.
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:43 PM   #14
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her friend's at :24 have tight asses.
not an accomplishment.....pretty much 50-60% of all 18-19 y/o's do
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Old 10-12-2009, 12:59 PM   #15
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uh, yeah i'd hit it! I'm not a bartender, i dont ask for id's!!
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:05 PM   #16
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uh, yeah i'd hit it! I'm not a bartender, i dont ask for id's!!
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
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Old 10-12-2009, 03:16 PM   #17
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You know how we know you're ghey?
because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:17 PM   #18
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she needs to open her mouth more
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Old 10-13-2009, 01:16 AM   #19
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This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
And kinda the truth!!!
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Old 10-13-2009, 09:53 AM   #20
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