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Old 11-08-2010, 10:18 AM   #11
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Old 11-08-2010, 10:45 AM   #12
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 11-09-2010, 03:14 PM   #13
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She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”



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Old 11-09-2010, 04:23 PM   #14
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This story can totally be made into a porno.
Just replace Shrek with one of the young starlets of today, and it doesn't seem so bad.
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Old 11-09-2010, 07:12 PM   #15
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Her mug shot reminds me of:




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Old 11-09-2010, 09:14 PM   #16
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Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
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