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Old 09-30-2009, 02:30 PM   #11
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Farmer Brown has a problem. His cows like to type. All day long he hears . . .
Click, clack, moo.
Click, clack, moo.
Clickety clack, moo.

At first, he couldn’t believe his ears. Cows that type? Impossible!
Click, clack, moo.
Click, clack, moo.
Clickety clack, moo.

Then he couldn’t believe his eyes. He got a note from the cows.

"Dear Farmer Brown, There is a creepy white guy who sneaks into the barn to stick his junk in our mouths.
We'd like a lock on the door and several cans of mace.
Sincerely, The Cows"
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:41 PM   #12
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you got a dog, we know you comtemplated the peanut butter trick.
Gross.
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Old 09-30-2009, 02:57 PM   #13
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Gross.
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:05 PM   #14
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My dog always BIT when he tried to eat peanutbutter, so no WAY was I trying THAT
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Old 09-30-2009, 03:16 PM   #15
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I don't want to know how you know that.

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