Someone please shoot this moron - Page 2

OneSickPsycho · 06-09-2011, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

If it's not a 12 point buck or a moose, I'm going through it.

Yep, ran over a pidgeon yesterday... sucked, but fuck it.

Particle Man · 06-09-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

One of the first things I remember being taught in driver's ed... an animal runs out in front of you, don't swerve, don't slam on your brakes, make small adjustments if possible, otherwise just hit it.

Same. If you swerve and cause an accident, it's your fault (state law variations as well, of course)

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

If it's not a 12 point buck or a moose, I'm going through it.

Yep. If I can eat it in a few sittings, I'm hitting it

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

He was being followed by transport trucks, the drivers of which could see well ahead and could see no reason for a stop. If you nail the brakes in front of a transport, then you're likely getting a Peterbilt enema regardless of the following distance.

Peterbilt enema

Papa_Complex · 06-09-2011, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

I forgot:

You're in Canada; where traffic never jams and all roads are single lane.

You've obviously never been to Toronto; home of the world's worst traffic jams.

http://www.torontolife.com/daily/inf...kholm-and-l-a/

There's a difference between getting stopped by gridlock, and getting stopped by some moron who randomly hammers on his brakes.

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Originally Posted by udman

I thought this going to be a Sarah Palin thread

Assume it is.

KSGregman · 06-09-2011, 03:24 PM

They don't call it the Don Valley PARKWAY for nothing....I'd rather walk north out of Toronto than drive the DVP in the evening.

Papa_Complex · 06-09-2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman

They don't call it the Don Valley PARKWAY for nothing....I'd rather walk north out of Toronto than drive the DVP in the evening.

No kidding. We generally refer to it as the Don Valley Parking Lot.

Rangerscott · 06-09-2011, 08:49 PM

Hopefully he/she is charged with stupidity.

Particle Man · 06-09-2011, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Hopefully he/she is charged with stupidity.

And charged with a fowel

06-09-2011, 03:24 PM	#14
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	They don't call it the Don Valley PARKWAY for nothing....I'd rather walk north out of Toronto than drive the DVP in the evening.

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Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Hopefully he/she is charged with stupidity.