how to get rid of bat

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

2. Napalm - military grade

Yes, you definitely want the military grade.

The napalm housewives use doesn't work on bats.

JC

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

You and the bat should get along fine.

JC

i knew someone would go there. LOL

[z06boy]

Originally Posted by Bluestreak

We had a similar problem about two weeks ago.

Laying in bed and I felt this thing land on my arm. I wake up, turn on the light and see that it's a bat. I flicked him off my arm and jump up. Since I'm still groggy, I stood there and looked at it until it flew away. Searched high and low but never found that stupid bat.

About 20 minutes after going back to bed the wife shoots straight up and screams. It landed on her. This time I threw a towel on top of it, picked it up and released it outside.

Next night we had two bats in the living room. He came back and brought a friend. Neither one survived the night.


Keep a baseball bat or tennis racket handy. He will be back.

As far as what attracts them, darkness and bugs...

F landing on my when I'm asleep !!! That would suck. Yep the net or tennis racket and gloves sounds like the trick.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

1. Automatic weapon such as AR-15
2. Napalm - military grade

Either should get rid of any and all wildlife in your house

5.56 won't do crap. Get an m14

[wildchild]

Originally Posted by Dave

5.56 won't do crap. Get an m14

if he's not gone soon it may time for the browning 12 ga to come out. LOL

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Just give it to this guy.

[Mudpuppy]

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Yes, you definitely want the military grade.

The napalm housewives use doesn't work on bats.

JC

Just wanted to make sure it wasn't bath tub napalm.. Best method would be to remove the roof off the house and call in an air strike..

Originally Posted by Dave

5.56 won't do crap. Get an m14

I guess weapon of choice.. My philosophy is if you spray enough lead you will hit something kind of like how the Lions quarterback just throws the ball 1,000 times a game figuring someone will catch it..

[wildchild]

[QUOTE=Mudpuppy;398447]Just wanted to make sure it wasn't bath tub napalm.. Best method would be to remove the roof off the house and call in an air strike..

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ok now we're just getting silly, I would only have to take the roof off the part of the house he's in. sheesh. where's flexin? I think he has access to a crane of sorts.

[lauralynne]

1. Grab clean underware and a fresh pair of jeans.
2. Move.

*shudder* flying rats.

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Now if someone could just tell me how to get rid of moose and squirrel...