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Old 03-24-2011, 12:37 AM   #11
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How did she keep it all in there without falling out?
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:20 AM   #12
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wonder if she can make correct change?
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:56 AM   #13
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wonder if she can make correct change?
And does it make the "cha-ching" sound when she does it?
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Old 03-24-2011, 03:21 PM   #14
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Why does my money smell like a salmon getting a perm?
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Old 03-24-2011, 08:42 PM   #15
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:31 AM   #16
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Tampon. Duh.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:21 AM   #17
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At that point, however, I believe it's then called a "Tamp-In".
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:28 PM   #18
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Tampon. Duh.
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Old 03-25-2011, 01:15 PM   #19
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This thread has me so weirded out.
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:12 PM   #20
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This thread has me so weirded out.
you were thinking of possibilities weren't you? you were thinking how much could you haul etc?
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