05-01-2009, 11:26 PM | #11 |
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you're mistaking that for a porno flick: asian chick gets a hug at the door and heads to the bedroom...
Tsunami...
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05-02-2009, 12:49 AM | #12 |
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I really want to start answering the door with my glock "jocked" in the front of my pants. Answer with my hands on it... and say... "Oh... sorry been havin some problems around here, you may not want to stay. BYE!"
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05-02-2009, 12:56 AM | #13 |
Bring on the Zombies!
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A guy that I used to know answered the door naked once when the jehovahs witness people came. From what I heard they left pretty quick.
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05-02-2009, 01:02 AM | #14 |
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What pisses me off is that I have a "no soliciting" sign next to the door near the door bell button. Its a nice simple all brass sign. Tastefull. These sales fucks will still knock on the door say shit like "i'm not here to sell you something but we're doing a job down the street and want to know if you have had your kitchen or bathroom's remodelled?"
WTF that means you're selling your services. Besides the fact that I'm sure you don't havea fuckin permit by the city to do so, I do better fuckin work than your dumb ass anyway. Plus you're a lying prick that isn't doing shit down the street. Don't fuckin come at me with that bullshit. You dumb piece of monkey poo!!!! |
05-02-2009, 01:07 PM | #15 |
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I dont give them any shit. They have more balls than me knocking on every stranger's house.
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05-02-2009, 01:09 PM | #16 | |
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I used to answer the door holding a 6ft burmese python. That always went over well.
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05-02-2009, 01:09 PM | #17 |
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Gas, how do you really feel?
I don't see an attempt to pass Kool-aid as a sign of big balls.
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05-02-2009, 01:52 PM | #18 | |
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I haven't had to put up with any jackasses ringing the bell for a long time. It's great, but I probably just screwed myself by typing this.
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05-02-2009, 03:59 PM | #19 |
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Your daughter; smart smart smart smart smaaaaart.
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05-02-2009, 09:23 PM | #20 |
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I've had the same tactic since I was 17... Open the door naked and invite them in immediately before they have a chance to say anything. Not only do they leave, but if they never come back. I've done it a number of times... and even watched them skip my house on future campaigns. It's guaranteed.
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