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Old 01-19-2011, 03:52 PM   #11
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:18 PM   #12
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As per the sonos hes over 9 pounds so hes got to be mine LOL


My sister is 115lbs, and her boyfriend may be 170lbs, tops. They had a 9 lb baby too.
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Old 01-19-2011, 06:45 PM   #13
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My sister is 115lbs, and her boyfriend may be 170lbs, tops. They had a 9 lb baby too.
They didn't tell you the boyfriend's not the daddy... did they?

Tommy GET READY!!!
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Old 01-19-2011, 07:13 PM   #14
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They didn't tell you the boyfriend's not the daddy... did they?

Tommy GET READY!!!
great now apocs going to come here and kick my ass

lil bastids still inside. ob doc keeps comming in and saying alls well, well why da fuck is the kid still in there. shes thinking he will be done before midnight
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:10 PM   #15
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Is Karen at your hospital?
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:13 PM   #16
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Is Karen at your hospital?
FUCK NO I wouldnt let those assasins anywhere near her, and I didnt need us getting shot at driving to the hospital.
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:19 PM   #17
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great now apocs going to come here and kick my ass

lil bastids still inside. ob doc keeps comming in and saying alls well, well why da fuck is the kid still in there. shes thinking he will be done before midnight
Good luck with that. When my daughter was born, they had to induce her mom at 6am. My daughter wasn't born till the next day.
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Old 01-19-2011, 08:35 PM   #18
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Is Karen at your hospital?
this is the hospital he works at, would you let anyone go there?

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Old 01-19-2011, 08:41 PM   #19
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crosses fingers and hopes kid does not come out with a small godzilla tail and takes over china

on a side note, congrats and hope all is well
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