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Old 08-22-2010, 04:14 PM   #11
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Paint balls don't even shoot straight.
That was the first thing that came to my mind. Left eye didn't think of that one.

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Old 08-22-2010, 05:36 PM   #12
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At least the dude holding the camera had it right. "This is a dumb idea..."
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:09 PM   #13
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At least the dude holding the camera had it right. "This is a dumb idea..."
I had to watch it again, I missed that part that first 5 times I watched it. The one that made that comment is the same asshole that is later saying I knew that was going to happen as your picking out eye patches or a wheel chair. He should get kicked in the nuts for not stopping that.

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Old 08-22-2010, 11:00 PM   #14
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Stupid hurts. I wish Honda didn't trademark that. It should be public domain, and repeated often.
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:20 PM   #15
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People keep saying that there are more and more stupid people showing up. I just can't figure out wh..............o wait, its because of all the retarded sperm in guys smacked up balls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjdbk...feature=search
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:50 PM   #16
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People keep saying that there are more and more stupid people showing up. I just can't figure out wh..............o wait, its because of all the retarded sperm in guys smacked up balls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjdbk...feature=search
Thats going to leave a mark.

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Old 08-23-2010, 12:06 AM   #17
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Chicks dig eye patches. Anyone can get tat or a little scar. Having a eye patch for a stupid trick? Bad ass.

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Old 08-23-2010, 12:08 AM   #18
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That's why I'm a Pastafarian.

Don't forget, Sept 19th is coming up in a few weeks!


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Old 08-23-2010, 01:28 PM   #19
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Paint balls don't even shoot straight.
That depends entirely on your paint to barrel match. Still, dumbasses
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Old 08-23-2010, 02:28 PM   #20
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That's why I'm a Pastafarian.

Don't forget, Sept 19th is coming up in a few weeks!


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I love it!!! That's awesome!!

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