Hover Hands?

[Avatard]

I notice fat people seem to engage in Hover Hands a lot.

They know we don't want them touching us.

[AquaPython]

Originally Posted by Avatard

I notice fat people seem to engage in Hover Hands a lot.

They know we don't want them touching us.

or perhaps they are more inclined to remain virgins, longer!?

[Porkchop]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Things I learnt in a strip joint: You only do that sort of thing in the dives, unless you want to be wearing a dumpster.

Someone told me that they went to a strip club in Canada and it was basically hands on except for the puss. Because I'm young I can usually get away with a lot of hips and thighs from the younger strippers. I like when the creeper old guys try it.... DENIED!

Originally Posted by azoomm

Thank you for this...

I just looked at a picture of my daughter and her boyfriend. HoverHand FTMFW!!

Is he a loser?

[Tmall]

Originally Posted by Porkchop

Someone told me that they went to a strip club in Canada and it was basically hands on except for the puss. Because I'm young I can usually get away with a lot of hips and thighs from the younger strippers. I like when the creeper old guys try it.... DENIED!



Is he a loser?

Depends where you are.. In NFLD last summer, the girls were making me touch their pussies. In NB, you can touch if you pay more. And in NS, don't waste a fucking dime at the peelers... In BC, they're not allowed to touch you at all. They can't even hand you something, you have to pick it up after they set it down.

[derf]

I went to one strip joint on the NC/GA border a few miles off I95 back in 07 and it was anything goes except nothing goes in the girls. Same place I also nearly had my bike stolen after one of the strippers followed us (not by choice) back to the hotel we were staying at. The bikes wound up sleeping in the room that night.

That place skeeved me out pretty bad, it wasn't bad, just a little too much stuff going on and I was wondering if I was gonna walk away with syphalis from breathing teh air.

[derf]

Originally Posted by Avatard

I notice fat people seem to engage in Hover Hands a lot.

Lack of self confidence?

[Avatard]

Do you really think fat people are oblivious to the fact that other people express outright aversion to physical contact with them?

They're not. I assure you, they're keenly aware.

One of the kindest things you can do is hug a fat guy.



















...or roll a fat girl in flour.

[AquaPython]

Originally Posted by Avatard

...or roll a fat girl in flour.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by AquaPython

I think that you have to be over 40 to get that one (hence why I got it).

[Porkchop]

Originally Posted by Tmall

Depends where you are.. In NFLD last summer, the girls were making me touch their pussies. In NB, you can touch if you pay more. And in NS, don't waste a fucking dime at the peelers... In BC, they're not allowed to touch you at all. They can't even hand you something, you have to pick it up after they set it down.

Nfld? I like how the progression gets worse and worse. I don't even think if bother in BC.

I dont go that often, so I've never had anything that crazy. Shit the craziest I've had is when this one kept telling me to kiss her in the crook of her neck like behind her ear while she gave me a private dance. This one either had a thing for me... or was hella god at her job. As she finished the dance as the sing ended she gave me a small kiss. After I paid and tipped her she spun me back around with her arms open for a big hug and panted a big kiss on my cheek. As I walked out into ther parking lot, my friends made fun if me because I had blood red stripper lipstick on my cheek.