Douchebag Flow Chart - Page 2

Adeptus_Minor · 01-16-2010, 05:50 PM

Well, seems I've easily escaped douchbaggery.

I had to google "Ed Hardy"

shmike · 01-18-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...

True.

We call those people douchebags.

Rider · 01-18-2010, 01:07 PM

I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.

unknownroad · 01-18-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

Deliberately inconveniencing yourself because you're afraid of fitting the douchebag stereotype? Fail

I feel that the flowchart is missing an important element- hair gel. From what I've seen, a hairdo you can bounce a golf ball off of (particularly the fauxhawk) is a douchebag essential.

azoomm · 01-18-2010, 04:06 PM

Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

Amber Lamps · 01-18-2010, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

Thank you! So Ed Hardy is overpriced junk but this $700 purse is totally worth it?...

azoomm · 01-18-2010, 05:46 PM

Right, and men should wear glitter?

Homeslice · 01-16-2010, 05:36 PM

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douche" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Captain Morgan · 01-16-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

marko138 · 01-16-2010, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

Good point.

01-16-2010, 05:50 PM	#1
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Well, seems I've easily escaped douchbaggery. I had to google "Ed Hardy" __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

01-18-2010, 04:06 PM	#5
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	Tigger, If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance? __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

01-18-2010, 05:46 PM	#7
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	Right, and men should wear glitter? __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

01-16-2010, 05:36 PM	#8
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok..... In my opinion, "douche" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset. Last edited by Homeslice; 01-16-2010 at 06:52 PM..

01-18-2010, 01:07 PM	#3
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.