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01-01-2010, 10:14 AM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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Every woman is an Amazon next to Fred, he's even shorter than I am!!!
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01-01-2010, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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hahahaha outstanding
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01-01-2010, 04:01 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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Yeah, how amazon are we talking here? You're like a midget.
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01-01-2010, 04:20 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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Yeh so this is how the story went. I was outside with my buddy Matt joking around for the video camera while watching fireworks. He spots 3 very drunk/can't walk straight or stand up without help girls. As they walk by the tall one hit Matts camera and threw it to the floor, at the same time she fell down taking all of her friends with her. Then one of the amazons friends takes a swing at Matt saying that he pushed her over, and she missed, fell flat on her face. Then the amazon girl starts to wail on him so I grab her by the wrists and throw her down. The one girl started to say lets go and amazon girl stands up and smacks me across the face and starts yelling at me. After that some dude came running up to break it up and asked us to apologize. Then they left.
Apparently after I left about 1:30 in the morning the girls came back with some guy that sucker punched my brother and tried to go inside the house where he was locked in a closet until the police came and arrested the guy for tresspassing. Amazon girl was at least 6'5" and built like a man
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01-01-2010, 04:38 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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Dude, only you could get your ass kicked by a drunken woman.
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01-01-2010, 04:56 PM
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WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
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lol derf got owned by a girl.
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01-01-2010, 04:57 PM
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Issukangitok
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
Posts: 2,225
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God, how embarassing
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01-01-2010, 05:15 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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What was my choices? Beat the drunk girl? Smack her? Kick her in the cunt? Either way I turn into the bad guy.
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01-01-2010, 05:43 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
Posts: 3,696
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Wow.
 Last night we were watching that show Jersey Shore and someone gets into a fight like every episode and I was wondering, "who are these people that get into fights over stupid shit like this?" Apparently these people are derf and the people he hangs out with.  
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01-01-2010, 05:47 PM
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token jewboy
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man
Posts: 10,799
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Yeh except i was just standing there watching fireworks, the fight came to me
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