Fred is a homo - Page 2

Amorok · 01-01-2010, 10:14 AM

Every woman is an Amazon next to Fred, he's even shorter than I am!!!

Particle Man · 01-01-2010, 10:21 AM

hahahaha outstanding

HurricaneHeather · 01-01-2010, 04:01 PM

Yeah, how amazon are we talking here? You're like a midget.

derf · 01-01-2010, 04:20 PM

Yeh so this is how the story went. I was outside with my buddy Matt joking around for the video camera while watching fireworks. He spots 3 very drunk/can't walk straight or stand up without help girls. As they walk by the tall one hit Matts camera and threw it to the floor, at the same time she fell down taking all of her friends with her. Then one of the amazons friends takes a swing at Matt saying that he pushed her over, and she missed, fell flat on her face. Then the amazon girl starts to wail on him so I grab her by the wrists and throw her down. The one girl started to say lets go and amazon girl stands up and smacks me across the face and starts yelling at me. After that some dude came running up to break it up and asked us to apologize. Then they left.

Apparently after I left about 1:30 in the morning the girls came back with some guy that sucker punched my brother and tried to go inside the house where he was locked in a closet until the police came and arrested the guy for tresspassing.

Amazon girl was at least 6'5" and built like a man

Avatard · 01-01-2010, 04:38 PM

Dude, only you could get your ass kicked by a drunken woman.

t-homo · 01-01-2010, 04:56 PM

lol derf got owned by a girl.

Amorok · 01-01-2010, 04:57 PM

God, how embarassing

derf · 01-01-2010, 05:15 PM

What was my choices? Beat the drunk girl? Smack her? Kick her in the cunt? Either way I turn into the bad guy.

HurricaneHeather · 01-01-2010, 05:43 PM

Wow.

Last night we were watching that show Jersey Shore and someone gets into a fight like every episode and I was wondering, "who are these people that get into fights over stupid shit like this?"

Apparently these people are derf and the people he hangs out with.

derf · 01-01-2010, 05:47 PM

Yeh except i was just standing there watching fireworks, the fight came to me

01-01-2010, 10:14 AM	#11
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Every woman is an Amazon next to Fred, he's even shorter than I am!!! __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

01-01-2010, 10:21 AM	#12
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	hahahaha outstanding __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

01-01-2010, 04:20 PM	#14
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Yeh so this is how the story went. I was outside with my buddy Matt joking around for the video camera while watching fireworks. He spots 3 very drunk/can't walk straight or stand up without help girls. As they walk by the tall one hit Matts camera and threw it to the floor, at the same time she fell down taking all of her friends with her. Then one of the amazons friends takes a swing at Matt saying that he pushed her over, and she missed, fell flat on her face. Then the amazon girl starts to wail on him so I grab her by the wrists and throw her down. The one girl started to say lets go and amazon girl stands up and smacks me across the face and starts yelling at me. After that some dude came running up to break it up and asked us to apologize. Then they left. Apparently after I left about 1:30 in the morning the girls came back with some guy that sucker punched my brother and tried to go inside the house where he was locked in a closet until the police came and arrested the guy for tresspassing. Amazon girl was at least 6'5" and built like a man __________________

01-01-2010, 04:38 PM	#15
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Dude, only you could get your ass kicked by a drunken woman. __________________ Insert free thought here.

01-01-2010, 04:57 PM	#17
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	God, how embarassing __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

01-01-2010, 04:01 PM	#13
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Yeah, how amazon are we talking here? You're like a midget.

01-01-2010, 04:56 PM	#16
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	lol derf got owned by a girl.

01-01-2010, 05:15 PM	#18
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	What was my choices? Beat the drunk girl? Smack her? Kick her in the cunt? Either way I turn into the bad guy. __________________

01-01-2010, 05:43 PM	#19
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Wow. Last night we were watching that show Jersey Shore and someone gets into a fight like every episode and I was wondering, "who are these people that get into fights over stupid shit like this?" Apparently these people are derf and the people he hangs out with.

01-01-2010, 05:47 PM	#20
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Yeh except i was just standing there watching fireworks, the fight came to me __________________