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Old 12-02-2008, 05:24 PM   #1
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Broke my wrist, ribs, cracked sturinum, collar bone, nose, pinky, fractured ankle, and 2 toes...

wrist was in like 6th grade on recess... slid down a slide head first and someone came down right after me as I was getting up and snap

Ribs, Collar bone and stirnum all happened in the same game of football... was going over the middle for a pass... it was thrown high so I jumped... caught a face mask to my ribs by some 15 year old in a 35 year old body... broke my ribs, tried to brace the fall and broke my collar bone... went out... came back in to run back a kick off... and spun away from one guy but into another... and caught a face mask to the chest and fractured my stirnum...

fractured my pinky punch'n a wall after a bad loss in a basketball game... yeah I was proud of that.

ankle was a the start of my Junior year... in pre game warm ups... my point guard tried to steal a ball from me but stepped under my foot and caused me to roll it OUT... I sat out most of the year... never did regain my vertical leap...

toes were from wheel'n off road... a friend backed over my foot... twice. yeah about 30 mins apart from each other...
I would love to have seen the doctors reaction when he started examining you and found all those things broken.
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:09 PM   #2
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Never. Not sure how I managed to avoid it. I guess I just really despise pain that much
What funny is this thread started by me and a friend having a conversation about my high threshold of pain. When I broke my face (see thread below) it didnt hurt all that bad to me. I also drove a staple through my finger last week at work and it only tingled for a little while.

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Yeowch!!!!
Good opportunity to link that thread for all the new members.

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=549
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:18 PM   #3
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lol Yes, I've broken a few:

Right ankle
Left wrist
Took off the end of my left ring finger (including the bone - it was subsequently reattached)
Smith fracture of the right radius and ulna, both sides of both wrist joints broken at the same time
Several toes


*knock on wood*
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:21 PM   #4
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:23 PM   #5
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Left ring finger playing softball, right pinky toe being a clutz and L-1 vertebrae breaking a horse (guess it showed me who was more easily broken, huh?)
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Old 12-03-2008, 02:57 AM   #6
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Broken more cartilage than bones... Nose x3... thumb x1... sprained both ankles at least 3x each... dislocated both thumbs and a couple fingers... strained MCL in one knee, severely strained ACL in the other... that's be diagnosed, both have fallen out of place a number of times since... pooped a german shepard once, but that was just coincidence....
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:14 AM   #7
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Fractured skull: Fell down a flight of stairs and hit a radiator, head on, when I was 4.

Broken collarbone: Got hit from behind while riding by a guy who claimed to be a former racer, while I was braking to avoid an idiot in a car. Apparently he'd never heard of 'loading the front wheel' prior to applying full brakes.

Re-broken collarbone: A photography accident.
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Old 12-03-2008, 08:26 AM   #8
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- Broken nose from when my brother threw a baseball at me.
- Broken ring and middle finger on my left hand playing football
- Broken ribs playing football
- Broken ribs from a dirt bike crash

That's about it for broken bones. I have far too many soft tissue injuries to list.
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:56 PM   #9
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When I was 5 (just a couple weeks before starting Kindergarten), I was at my day school, climbing around in a big net/treehouse. They yelled up to me that my Gramma was there to pick me up for swimming lessons, so I hurriedly scrambled out of the net, falling through a large hole, and landing on my back (some 10' below) with my arm bent behind my back.

I wailed and cried, and my Gramma thought I was being over-dramatic, so she ignored me. My mom was outta town, and I was spending the night at my Aunt's house that night. I cried and cried, and she, too, thought I was crying wolf. (Note the pattern here). Finally the next day when I was still wailing, she took me to the Doctor -- arm was broken clear across, just above the elbow.


Then when I was about 14, I was at school, hanging out with a friend just before 1st period. It was winter, and there was some patchy ice on the sidewalk. We went running around a corner and I slid and landed on my ass. Went to first period, where I had a Substitute teacher for Spanish. My hand and wrist were all swollen (my left hand, and I'm a Lefty) but she was a total bitch, and just told me to do my work with my right hand.

After class, I was in massive pain, so I went to the nurse's office so they could call my Mom. Turned out it wasn't my hand at all, but my elbow - I shattered the radial head.
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:56 PM   #10
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...broke my left eye socket from a sledding accident.
Yeowch!!!!
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