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Old 07-14-2010, 10:45 PM   #11
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Yo mama is so dumb she though a quarterback was a refund
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Old 07-14-2010, 10:47 PM   #12
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Yomama so dumb she thought Olde English 800 was one of your classes
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:25 PM   #13
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yomomma such a whore she makes danielle staub look like a virgin
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:27 PM   #14
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yo mama so dumb when she heard the weather channel say it was going to be chilli she ran outside with a bowl
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:31 PM   #15
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Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Old 07-14-2010, 11:48 PM   #16
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Yo mama's so ugly, your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:03 AM   #17
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Old 07-15-2010, 02:59 AM   #18
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yo momma is so fat she jumps rope with sausage links..

yo momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out..
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:54 AM   #19
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Yo mama is so cheap, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
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Old 07-15-2010, 12:23 PM   #20
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Your mama so ugly you could push her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
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