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08-21-2008, 10:51 AM | #12 |
Europhile
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I like all those things that white people like. I even like white wimmin
Okay, I DON'T like bumper stickers.
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08-21-2008, 10:52 AM | #13 |
Ride Like an Asshole
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I don't like 3/4 of those things.
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08-21-2008, 11:55 AM | #14 |
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* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References - Not familiar with any hip hop references
* #106 Facebook - Never used that lame ass shit * #105 Unpaid Internships - Get a real fucking job * #104 Girls with Bangs - Hair is not the first thing I notice on a woman * #103 Sweaters - Homo's wear sweaters * #102 Children’s Games as Adults - As long as you consider Quarters a childrens game * #101 Being Offended - Blow me * #100 Bumper Stickers - I don't fuck up my vehicles with that crap * #99 Grammar - I is huked on fonix * #98 The Ivy League - Sweater vest wearing fags * #97 Scarves - Only to tie your hands to the bed post * #96 New Balance Shoes - Perfect fit for my feet * #95 Rugby - Fuck that I like real sports * #94 Free Healthcare - Nothing in this world is free * #93 Music Piracy- CD's are cheap * #92 Book Deals - The only thing I read either has bikes, cars, or centerfolds in it. * #91 San Francisco- Cool city, but you need to watch out for your corn hole * #90 Dinner Parties - Suck! * #89 St. Patrick’s Day - One more excuse to get drunk.... like I need anymore? * #88 Having Gay Friends - Get the fuck back in the closet homo * #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes - Uhhh whatever * #86 Shorts - I'd wear them all year round if I could * #85 The Wire - Suck my wire * #84 T-Shirts - All I ever wear away from work * #83 Bad Memories of High School - I dont remember a lot of high school, I was either playing sports, drunk , or high * #82 Hating Corporations - Bitch better have my money! * #81 Graduate School - Worthless for the most part. * #80 The Idea of Soccer - Go back to San Fransisco Homo * #79 Modern Furniture - If I can fuck on it, I'll take it * #78 Multilingual Children - Chupa me pinga * #77 Musical Comedy - I hate musicals more than anything * #76 Bottles of Water - nothing more than tap water but I drink it anyway * #75 Threatening to Move to Canada - beer and hockey pwn all, eh * #74 Oscar Parties - For fags and women only * #73 Gentrification - All for it. Build your ghettos somewhere else * #72 Study Abroad - Amsterdam would be my first place to study * #71 Being the only white person around - If you speak English then I don't give a fuck what color your skin is. * #70 Difficult Breakups - Easy, fuck there sister. * #69 Mos Def - Speak English you fuck * #68 Michel Gondry - Probably some fag for all I know * #67 Standing Still at Concerts - Fucking lame * #66 Divorce - The most expensive thing you will ever do * #65 Co-Ed Sports - Only if its co ed naked twister * #64 Recycling - Go ahead and take my trash you fucking garbage collector * #63 Expensive Sandwiches - Fuck that Jimmy Johns is cheap and pwns all others * #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People - poor is a choice. You can cut my lawn for $25 and you can do it in about an hour. * #61 Bicycles - for 12 year olds * #60 Toyota Prius - Fagmobile * #59 Natural Medicine - Pot and sex is the best medicine * #58 Japan - Making the US a 3rd world country since 1945 * #57 Juno - WTF? * #56 Lawyers - Expensive, but worth every penny * #55 Apologies - Suck it bitch * #54 Kitchen Gadgets - Whatever you need to use to make my fucking dinner already * #53 Dogs - They shit all over your yard * #52 Sarah Silverman - I hate the voice on that whiny cunt * #51 Living by the Water - Heaven * #50 Irony - Boobs are natures toys * #49 Vintage - New or nothing * #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - Homo meeting spot * #47 Arts Degrees - Invented by a lazy homo * #46 The Sunday New York Times - The only paper I reading better have a naked chick on it * #45 Asian Fusion Food - Spread your legs,, I'll eat your sideways pussy * #44 Public Radio - Blows goats * #43 Plays - Homo employment * #42 Sushi - Puke! * #41 Indie Music - No record label, no fucking record cunt * #40 Apple Products - Steve Jobs is a fag * #39 Netflix - Dont use it * #38 Arrested Development - What? * #37 Renovations - Out with the old in with the new * #36 Breakfast Places - I dont wake up for breakfast. Cheerios FTMFW * #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report - Dont watch it. Maybe if there were naked chicks I'd tune in though * #34 Architecture - I pay you to design my fucking house * #33 Marijuana - If it was legal and ok to smoke at my work, I be rolling spliffs as I wright this * #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - Homo diet, Carnivores FTMFW * #31 Snowboarding - When I was 12 * #30 Wrigley Field - Small, and old, did I mention the Cubs suck. * #29 80s Night - Fags night out * #28 Not having a TV - Wouldn't be so bad * #27 Marathons - That's why we have motorized transportation * #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) - Best place ever * #25 David Sedaris - Probably some butt pirate, right? * #24 Wine - whatever gets you drunk enough to want to fuck * #23 Microbreweries - The reason to live * #22 Having Two Last Names - Gay * #21 Writers Workshops - Lame excuse to meet more homos * #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture - I don't have any fucking culture * #19 Traveling - How else are you going to get laid * #18 Awareness - Your a fucking idiot * #17 Hating their Parents - Emo's should fucking die * #16 Gifted Children - Are Homo's * #15 Yoga - If it gets you into freaky positions, I'm all for my girl doing it * #14 Having Black Friends - Keeps me safe when I go into bad neighborhoods * #13 Tea - Only if it's a long Island Iced Tea * #12 Non-Profit Organizations - Blow dog * #11 Asian Girls - The best fuck ever * #10 Wes Anderson Movies - Never heard of the guy * #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - Fuck yourself * #8 Barack Obama - Fail * #7 Diversity - Two girls at once FTW * #6 Organic Food - Why? * #5 Farmer’s Markets - Farmers daughters mmmmmm * #4 Assists - What? * #3 Film Festivals - More pro-homo propaganda * #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - Free will asshole * #1 Coffee - Fucking gross Last edited by Rider; 08-21-2008 at 12:37 PM.. |
08-21-2008, 12:34 PM | #15 |
Grill Master
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08-21-2008, 01:00 PM | #16 |
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#1a: Patriots, Wes Welker, and John Lynch.
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08-21-2008, 01:22 PM | #17 | |
Hold mah beer!
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lol, yeah, that was funny
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08-21-2008, 01:26 PM | #18 |
I give Squids a bad name
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What a gay list.
And what about making a "Things Black People Like" list?
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Hold mah beer!
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08-21-2008, 02:01 PM | #20 |
too much time on my hands
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pimped out 68 impalas
24" rims fake grills(completely and utterly retarded btw) and who the fuck made that list? were they retarded? I dont think even between me, my boyfriend, and ALL the gay people I know we dont like any of the shit on that list. |
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