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Old 08-21-2008, 09:53 AM   #11
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If we ever meet, I am going to rugby tackle you


(I played for 6 years until a shoulder injury)
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I will smack you with my lacrosse stick or beam you with the solid rubber ball.
You going to smack each other in the face with your dicks too? Fags!
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Old 08-21-2008, 10:51 AM   #12
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I like all those things that white people like. I even like white wimmin

Okay, I DON'T like bumper stickers.
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Old 08-21-2008, 10:52 AM   #13
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I don't like 3/4 of those things.
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Old 08-21-2008, 11:55 AM   #14
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* #107 Self Aware Hip Hop References - Not familiar with any hip hop references
* #106 Facebook - Never used that lame ass shit
* #105 Unpaid Internships - Get a real fucking job
* #104 Girls with Bangs - Hair is not the first thing I notice on a woman
* #103 Sweaters - Homo's wear sweaters
* #102 Children’s Games as Adults - As long as you consider Quarters a childrens game
* #101 Being Offended - Blow me
* #100 Bumper Stickers - I don't fuck up my vehicles with that crap
* #99 Grammar - I is huked on fonix
* #98 The Ivy League - Sweater vest wearing fags
* #97 Scarves - Only to tie your hands to the bed post
* #96 New Balance Shoes - Perfect fit for my feet
* #95 Rugby - Fuck that I like real sports
* #94 Free Healthcare - Nothing in this world is free
* #93 Music Piracy- CD's are cheap
* #92 Book Deals - The only thing I read either has bikes, cars, or centerfolds in it.
* #91 San Francisco- Cool city, but you need to watch out for your corn hole
* #90 Dinner Parties - Suck!
* #89 St. Patrick’s Day - One more excuse to get drunk.... like I need anymore?
* #88 Having Gay Friends - Get the fuck back in the closet homo
* #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes - Uhhh whatever
* #86 Shorts - I'd wear them all year round if I could
* #85 The Wire - Suck my wire
* #84 T-Shirts - All I ever wear away from work
* #83 Bad Memories of High School - I dont remember a lot of high school, I was either playing sports, drunk , or high
* #82 Hating Corporations - Bitch better have my money!
* #81 Graduate School - Worthless for the most part.
* #80 The Idea of Soccer - Go back to San Fransisco Homo
* #79 Modern Furniture - If I can fuck on it, I'll take it
* #78 Multilingual Children - Chupa me pinga
* #77 Musical Comedy - I hate musicals more than anything
* #76 Bottles of Water - nothing more than tap water but I drink it anyway
* #75 Threatening to Move to Canada - beer and hockey pwn all, eh
* #74 Oscar Parties - For fags and women only
* #73 Gentrification - All for it. Build your ghettos somewhere else
* #72 Study Abroad - Amsterdam would be my first place to study
* #71 Being the only white person around - If you speak English then I don't give a fuck what color your skin is.
* #70 Difficult Breakups - Easy, fuck there sister.
* #69 Mos Def - Speak English you fuck
* #68 Michel Gondry - Probably some fag for all I know
* #67 Standing Still at Concerts - Fucking lame
* #66 Divorce - The most expensive thing you will ever do
* #65 Co-Ed Sports - Only if its co ed naked twister
* #64 Recycling - Go ahead and take my trash you fucking garbage collector
* #63 Expensive Sandwiches - Fuck that Jimmy Johns is cheap and pwns all others
* #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People - poor is a choice. You can cut my lawn for $25 and you can do it in about an hour.
* #61 Bicycles - for 12 year olds
* #60 Toyota Prius - Fagmobile
* #59 Natural Medicine - Pot and sex is the best medicine
* #58 Japan - Making the US a 3rd world country since 1945
* #57 Juno - WTF?
* #56 Lawyers - Expensive, but worth every penny
* #55 Apologies - Suck it bitch
* #54 Kitchen Gadgets - Whatever you need to use to make my fucking dinner already
* #53 Dogs - They shit all over your yard
* #52 Sarah Silverman - I hate the voice on that whiny cunt
* #51 Living by the Water - Heaven
* #50 Irony - Boobs are natures toys
* #49 Vintage - New or nothing
* #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops - Homo meeting spot
* #47 Arts Degrees - Invented by a lazy homo
* #46 The Sunday New York Times - The only paper I reading better have a naked chick on it
* #45 Asian Fusion Food - Spread your legs,, I'll eat your sideways pussy
* #44 Public Radio - Blows goats
* #43 Plays - Homo employment
* #42 Sushi - Puke!
* #41 Indie Music - No record label, no fucking record cunt
* #40 Apple Products - Steve Jobs is a fag
* #39 Netflix - Dont use it
* #38 Arrested Development - What?
* #37 Renovations - Out with the old in with the new
* #36 Breakfast Places - I dont wake up for breakfast. Cheerios FTMFW
* #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report - Dont watch it. Maybe if there were naked chicks I'd tune in though
* #34 Architecture - I pay you to design my fucking house
* #33 Marijuana - If it was legal and ok to smoke at my work, I be rolling spliffs as I wright this
* #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism - Homo diet, Carnivores FTMFW
* #31 Snowboarding - When I was 12
* #30 Wrigley Field - Small, and old, did I mention the Cubs suck.
* #29 80s Night - Fags night out
* #28 Not having a TV - Wouldn't be so bad
* #27 Marathons - That's why we have motorized transportation
* #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) - Best place ever
* #25 David Sedaris - Probably some butt pirate, right?
* #24 Wine - whatever gets you drunk enough to want to fuck
* #23 Microbreweries - The reason to live
* #22 Having Two Last Names - Gay
* #21 Writers Workshops - Lame excuse to meet more homos
* #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture - I don't have any fucking culture
* #19 Traveling - How else are you going to get laid
* #18 Awareness - Your a fucking idiot
* #17 Hating their Parents - Emo's should fucking die
* #16 Gifted Children - Are Homo's
* #15 Yoga - If it gets you into freaky positions, I'm all for my girl doing it
* #14 Having Black Friends - Keeps me safe when I go into bad neighborhoods
* #13 Tea - Only if it's a long Island Iced Tea
* #12 Non-Profit Organizations - Blow dog
* #11 Asian Girls - The best fuck ever
* #10 Wes Anderson Movies - Never heard of the guy
* #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside - Fuck yourself
* #8 Barack Obama - Fail
* #7 Diversity - Two girls at once FTW
* #6 Organic Food - Why?
* #5 Farmer’s Markets - Farmers daughters mmmmmm
* #4 Assists - What?
* #3 Film Festivals - More pro-homo propaganda
* #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to - Free will asshole
* #1 Coffee - Fucking gross

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Old 08-21-2008, 12:34 PM   #15
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* #27 Marathons - fuck that, I can't run 2 feet
I call BS, I've seen you run down a rabbit and try to poke it with a stick
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:00 PM   #16
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#1a: Patriots, Wes Welker, and John Lynch.
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:22 PM   #17
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I call BS, I've seen you run down a rabbit and try to poke it with a stick
lol, yeah, that was funny
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:26 PM   #18
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What a gay list.

And what about making a "Things Black People Like" list?
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:30 PM   #19
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What a gay list.

And what about making a "Things Black People Like" list?
Grape Soda
Orange Soda
Fried Chicken
Watermelon
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 08-21-2008, 02:01 PM   #20
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Grape Soda
Orange Soda
Fried Chicken
Watermelon
pimped out 68 impalas
24" rims
fake grills(completely and utterly retarded btw)


and who the fuck made that list? were they retarded? I dont think even between me, my boyfriend, and ALL the gay people I know we dont like any of the shit on that list.
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