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Old 04-29-2009, 05:05 AM   #11
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I'm going to go out on a limb, and say that most of us would rather be the guy with arms.

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Old 04-29-2009, 08:38 AM   #12
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yeah I'd have booted him to the 4th row... not like he could block a kick anyhow...
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:22 AM   #13
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Thanks. I didn't quite understand the theory yesterday, but it's much clearer now.

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=6913

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Old 04-29-2009, 09:41 AM   #14
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if ur not getting the point of the post, let me help you out.

Who the fuck would let a guy with no arms and lets into an MMA match? Furthermore who in their right mind would actually FIGHT the dude. shit, by MMA rules couldnt i just punt him like a football?
Letting that dude fight was a mistake. He can't block anything, he can't grab a dude's legs, all he can do is try to steamroll a guy, which isn't going to do much good. Frankly, his opponent was afraid to hit him. His opponent felt sorry for him and didn't want to hurt him.
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:43 AM   #15
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:45 AM   #16
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Old 04-29-2009, 02:17 PM   #18
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Lets see, guy cant throw a punch or kick, cant block them either, can pretty much only head-butt someone in the shin...so had i been his opponent, i would have football kicked him about 80 times, then picked him up and threw him down hard on the concrete outside the ring, just to serve as a reminder that fighting is probably not a future he should pursue.....then i probably would have had sex with his girlfriend afterwards with him watching
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Is this guy by any chance named Matt, Bob or Art?
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Old 04-29-2009, 03:08 PM   #20
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Is this guy by any chance named Matt, Bob or Art?
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