Real Report... - Page 2

marko138 · 09-03-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Angee

We had a guy submit a resume 2 weeks ago that said:
"If I don't find work soon, I may have to become a Gigilo again. Won't you hire me so I don't have to resort to that?"

My boss hung it in her office...LOL

And didn't hire him, right?

LeeNetworX · 09-03-2009, 01:33 PM

I'm not certain people are getting the funny....

LeeNetworX · 09-03-2009, 01:46 PM

shmike · 09-03-2009, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I'm not certain people are getting the funny....

Isn't this the resume joke thread?

I raffed.

buzzcutt2 · 09-03-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

....of a problem from some users in our Tokyo office, after an application upgrade that was done this weekend:

"Text is blury."

Would have been more funny if it said "Text is brury"

fasternyou929 · 09-03-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzcutt2

Would have been more funny if it said "Text is brury"

Then it would be an enunciation joke, not a..... oh, nevermind.

Homeslice · 09-03-2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Then it would be an enunciation joke, not a..... oh, nevermind.

not a ...........uh, not really sure type of joke

Homeslice · 09-03-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

And didn't hire him, right?

Maybe for a different type of position.

jtemple · 09-03-2009, 09:27 PM

We had a guy apply for a software developer position that had "captain of the college hackey-sack team" as a bullet on his resume.

Homeslice · 09-03-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jtemple

We had a guy apply for a software developer position that had "captain of the college hackey-sack team" as a bullet on his resume.

I don't think that was a mistake, he was probably just trying to appear "interesting". It it's a small company it might work.

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