Wait... you mean my Honda isn't tornado proof?? - Page 2

Captain Morgan · 09-12-2009, 11:40 AM

If she got into a car accident, the same thing could have happened. She's a dumbass, plain and simple. People need to take responsibility for their own actions.

Kaneman · 09-12-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

They should charge her with child endangerment..

That would be a hilarious twist to the story.

Particle Man · 09-13-2009, 09:37 PM

gee, can't IMAGINE why courts are backed up these days...

askmrjesus · 09-14-2009, 09:20 AM

Reminds me of a story I read a long time ago ('70's maybe?).

Dude buys himself a Honda dirt bike, and goes for a ride in the Mojave desert.

It's, you know, the fucking desert, so he doesn't take any water with him. He goes out on his own, gets lost, and runs out of gas. So now he's stuck in the desert, and for some strange reason, he gets thirsty. Imagine that. What does our intrepid explorer do? He breaks out his trusty tool kit, pulls the battery out, and tries to drink it's contents. This (obviously) doesn't go very well, and he is now still thirsty, with the added benefit of having a volcano where his throat used to be.

Unfortunately, some other folks find the moron before he could die, and he survives.

First thing he does? Well sue Honda of course, because there was no warning label on the battery, that said you shouldn't drink battery acid.

So if you've ever wondered why there is a warning label on your battery that says, "DO NOT DRINK!" you'll know who to thank.

JC

Papa_Complex · 09-14-2009, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

She should have bought GM. They use driver and passenger side window tempered glass.

Which is exactly what Honda uses.

Sean · 09-14-2009, 12:12 PM

They'll get paid.

Smittie61984 · 09-14-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

So if you've ever wondered why there is a warning label on your battery that says, "DO NOT DRINK!" you'll know who to thank.

I'm going to drink it and sue saying that I'm blind and couldn't read the warning label right there on the bottom right but not all the way on the right, about 2" to the left of the far right. See right there??? Well it should be in brail for the blind like me

OneSickPsycho · 09-14-2009, 09:33 PM

Ummm... yeah... she's a total fucking retard... use laminated glass like in the windshield... and then next time you're driving a fucking tornado and land in the neighbors pool, the rest of your mouth-breathing family will sue Honda because nobody could break the glass to escape...

Gas Man · 09-14-2009, 11:29 PM

Quote from Uma

"So when she gets her 10 million is she going to buy a freakin brain?"

Rangerscott · 09-15-2009, 12:03 AM

I'm sueing Trojan for allowing me to jerk off without having a condom on.

09-13-2009, 09:37 PM	#13
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	gee, can't IMAGINE why courts are backed up these days... __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

09-14-2009, 09:20 AM	#14
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Reminds me of a story I read a long time ago ('70's maybe?). Dude buys himself a Honda dirt bike, and goes for a ride in the Mojave desert. It's, you know, the fucking desert, so he doesn't take any water with him. He goes out on his own, gets lost, and runs out of gas. So now he's stuck in the desert, and for some strange reason, he gets thirsty. Imagine that. What does our intrepid explorer do? He breaks out his trusty tool kit, pulls the battery out, and tries to drink it's contents. This (obviously) doesn't go very well, and he is now still thirsty, with the added benefit of having a volcano where his throat used to be. Unfortunately, some other folks find the moron before he could die, and he survives. First thing he does? Well sue Honda of course, because there was no warning label on the battery, that said you shouldn't drink battery acid. So if you've ever wondered why there is a warning label on your battery that says, "DO NOT DRINK!" you'll know who to thank. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Quote from Uma "So when she gets her 10 million is she going to buy a freakin brain?" __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

09-12-2009, 11:40 AM	#11
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	If she got into a car accident, the same thing could have happened. She's a dumbass, plain and simple. People need to take responsibility for their own actions.

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Sean giggity Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: socal Moto: street, sumo & dirty Posts: 1,071	They'll get paid.

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OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Ummm... yeah... she's a total fucking retard... use laminated glass like in the windshield... and then next time you're driving a fucking tornado and land in the neighbors pool, the rest of your mouth-breathing family will sue Honda because nobody could break the glass to escape...

09-15-2009, 12:03 AM	#20
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	I'm sueing Trojan for allowing me to jerk off without having a condom on.