The Execution of Primary Mouse - Page 2

Rider · 06-11-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.

No, 121 ft away.

Papa_Complex · 06-11-2010, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip

fire, it's the best solution everytime.

Agreed; the cleansing power of fire is legendary.

..... and could involve some light explosives, packed into the mouse.

smileyman · 06-11-2010, 11:04 AM

Tie it to the railroad tracks man!

Smittie61984 · 06-11-2010, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.

This and Tater's Whore of an Ex-wife

goof2 · 06-11-2010, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.

Nice.

HurricaneHeather · 06-11-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Install rocket launch tube on left side ducati
Install shotgun mount on right side ducati
Install 2 mechanisms, one for fire rocket, the other for the shotgun.
Strap mouse to rocket
Wall of knives that is drenched in gasoline and specled with gun powder and flinty crap to creat spark.

Shoot .45 at wall to set on fire.
Fire rocket at wall of knives and fire
Fire shotgun at rocket.
Stop before you hit blazing wall of knives.

Shoot .45 at impaled flaming mouse.
Shoot the .45 with the shotgun for having associated with the mouse
Beat the shotgun with rocket tube for being linked to the mouse.

I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.

But it gets my vote.

z06boy · 06-11-2010, 12:58 PM

Voted shotgun

Method · 06-11-2010, 01:10 PM

My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.

askmrjesus · 06-11-2010, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Method

My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.

Hmmm.

BTW, where the fuck have you been?

JC

Trip · 06-11-2010, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Method

My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.

Add a gasoline soaked mouse, so it catches on fire as it gets sent to the sky and we have a winner.

View Poll Results: What's it going to be?
Stab it	0	0%
Shotgun	9	20.45%
.45	6	13.64%
Fire	4	9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem)	9	20.45%
Issue a fatwa	3	6.82%
Hammer Time!	1	2.27%
Death by Ducati	9	20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely)	1	2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option)	2	4.55%
Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

06-11-2010, 11:04 AM	#13
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Tie it to the railroad tracks man! __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

06-11-2010, 12:58 PM	#17
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Voted shotgun

06-11-2010, 01:10 PM	#18
Method Canyon Carver Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Portland, OR Moto: MTA Posts: 416	My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.