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Old 03-31-2009, 10:29 PM   #11
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Why the fuck would anybody have a child in this economy???? Especially poor ass teens....
they gon let obama bail them out. aint ya hear?

actually they're just dumbasses. birth control and condoms FTW!
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:36 PM   #12
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Old 03-31-2009, 10:40 PM   #13
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Why the fuck would anybody have a child in this economy???? Especially poor ass teens....
Because a lot of teens are stupid.

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Old 04-01-2009, 01:13 AM   #15
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Because a lot of teens are stupid.

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That's exactly it. Ah well.. let em pay the price for their stupidity.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:42 AM   #16
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they missed one

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Old 04-01-2009, 04:20 AM   #17
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Why the fuck would anybody have a child in this economy???? Especially poor ass teens....
Same reason homeless people have dogs.

No one else will talk to them.

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Old 04-01-2009, 08:46 AM   #18
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That's exactly it. Ah well.. let em pay the price for their stupidity.
But the stupid bastards have no money, so others end up paying.

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they gon let obama bail them out. aint ya hear?

actually they're just dumbasses. birth control and condoms FTW!
Birth control, condoms and brains are great, but they are not used very often by teens.

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