Natalie Portman FTW - Page 2

Dave · 07-15-2009, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

I have this sick fantasy where I tie Natalie Portman up and force feed her cheeseburgers and fries until she is big enough that I can have sex with her without breaking her in half...Oops I said that out loud!

you love that part in saving silverman where amanda peet is tied to a chair eating a big montana dont ya? :Lmao:

smileyman · 07-15-2009, 11:02 AM

Who's sarah silverman!? j/k

Homeslice · 07-15-2009, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

I have this sick fantasy where I tie Natalie Portman up and force feed her cheeseburgers and fries until she is big enough that I can have sex with her without breaking her in half...Oops I said that out loud!

If that's true you would also have a problem with Megan Fox, judging from non-Photoshopped paperrazi photos.

Trip · 07-15-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

If that's true you would also have a problem with Megan Fox, judging from non-Photoshopped paperrazi photos.

Do you have some grudge against megan fox? She must be your version of my lindsay lohan. I just want to beat that girl with a mace or those cool whip things with the glass pieces that they used in the mel gibson passion movie.

Adeptus_Minor · 07-15-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by smileyman

Who's sarah silverman!? j/k

Hot.. that's what she is.

Homeslice · 07-15-2009, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Do you have some grudge against megan fox? She must be your version of my lindsay lohan. I just want to beat that girl with a mace or those cool whip things with the glass pieces that they used in the mel gibson passion movie.

I have an issue with pretty much anything that The Great Unwashed thinks is great

EpyonXero · 07-15-2009, 11:22 AM

I saw Transformers 2 the other day and Meagan Fox looked ridiculously hot the whole movie, but she never looks that good in other places you see her. Natalie Portman never looked as good as Fox in Transformers but she is attractive and more consistent. Sometimes Meagan Fox has the coked out stripper thing going on.

Dave · 07-15-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Do you have some grudge against megan fox? She must be your version of my lindsay lohan. I just want to beat that girl with a mace or those cool whip things with the glass pieces that they used in the mel gibson passion movie.

cat of nine tails

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

I saw Transformers 2 the other day and Meagan Fox looked ridiculously hot the whole movie, but she never looks that good in other places you see her. Natalie Portman never looked as good as Fox in Transformers but she is attractive and more consistent. Sometimes Meagan Fox has the coked out stripper thing going on.

she should have left her lips alone

pauldun170 · 07-15-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by EpyonXero

I saw Transformers 2 the other day and Meagan Fox looked ridiculously hot the whole movie, but she never looks that good in other places you see her. Natalie Portman never looked as good as Fox in Transformers but she is attractive and more consistent. Sometimes Meagan Fox has the coked out stripper thing going on.

Portman is an attractive women. Maybe because I've seen more pictures of her without being all done up.
Megan Fox reminds of a photoshop contest half the time. Of the pics I've seen without her being done up... her face conveys a kinda of "Bitchy in her 20's, divorced in her 30's, divorced again and a lot of plastic surgery in her 40's, etc etc" Long Island girl look that I'm WAY to accustomed too.

Trip · 07-15-2009, 11:42 AM

Yeah, Megan Fox definitely has the lindsay lohan/britney spears/christina aquilera path going for her. They looked ok in the beginning when they were mostly natural and not on drugs. Then they got popular, plastic surgery came into play, heavy drug use ensued and they looked like trash in the end.

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07-15-2009, 11:22 AM	#17
EpyonXero AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Redneck Riviera, FL Moto: 2003 VFR800f6 Posts: 2,531	I saw Transformers 2 the other day and Meagan Fox looked ridiculously hot the whole movie, but she never looks that good in other places you see her. Natalie Portman never looked as good as Fox in Transformers but she is attractive and more consistent. Sometimes Meagan Fox has the coked out stripper thing going on.