Why are men such silly freaks?

[Ducati Diva]

you guys are to much.

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by FT BSTRD

At some point in time, between erections, you are going to want to have a conversation and a sandwich.

The 22 year old is probably only capable of the sandwich.

I don't have any problem with having a conversation with a 22-years-old chick. They usually don't bitch about how their ex was this and how their ex was that and how all men are shits.

[2up]

fnfalman, you make me laugh. Really, you do. You actually used the phrase "bust the moves." Dude, the Fresh Prince called; he wants his lines back!!

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by 2up

fnfalman, you make me laugh. Really, you do. You actually used the phrase "bust the moves." Dude, the Fresh Prince called; he wants his lines back!!

When you're fat and ugly like me, you gotta have good humor and a large wallet to score with the honeys.

[FT BSTRD]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

I don't have any problem with having a conversation with a 22-years-old chick. They usually don't bitch about how their ex was this and how their ex was that and how all men are shits.

Yeah, but they ask why the hair is all on your back and not on your head and ask annoying shit like who is Molly Hatchet and how does she know Jethro Tull.

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by FT BSTRD

Yeah, but they ask why the hair is all on your back and not on your head and ask annoying shit like who is Molly Hatchet and how does she know Jethro Tull.

That's when you pop some more Viagra and stuff your dick in their mouths.

[FT BSTRD]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

That's when you pop some more Viagra and stuff your dick in their mouths.

Umm...

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by 2up

Or, the alternate thread title could be "My life as a potential Jerry Springer episode."

The back story: My oldest daughter is dating a guy, he's 24, and he's a twin. I have yet to meet him but I have met 2 of his friends because they helped me move. Today I get a text from a number I don't know that just says "hi." 10 seconds later I get a text from my daughter telling me her boy's brother might be texting me. So I text back to random number, "hi Cassidy." My daughter calls and says Cassidy has decided that he wants to get to go out with me. Let's pretend I'm not married, albeit separated, but we are not dating other people. And yes, my husband is 14 years younger than me. But still, why in the HELL would I want to date the twin brother of the guy my daughter is dating? Um, ICK! AND, more importantly, why would he want to date me??? Silly fucking freak.

Before anyone asks, he got my number from his brother's phone which my daughter used to call me when her phone died while she was at their house. And to add to the "fun" Cassidy's friends are now sending me friend's requests on myspace.

OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!) So guys, WTF? Why are you such a bunch of silly freaks?

WOW. Just wow!!!!!!!

Someone pass the popcorn please!

[JoshuaTree]

Originally Posted by FT BSTRD

... The only person who knows with 100% certainty if you are getting "lucky" tonight is the woman.

I will say with a certainty that the above "... ain't necessarily so..." - at least in my experiences with one specific woman.

[FT BSTRD]

Originally Posted by JoshuaTree

I will say with a certainty that the above "... ain't necessarily so..." - at least in my experiences with one specific woman.

Unless she's a corpse, she reserves the right to have a "headache".


And you ain't THAT good.