Belly up to the bar....

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

that would have been classic. Similarly, I almost sent something x-rated to a work associate by mistake once.... yikes.

I had to rearrange my boss' entry because he was right next to another whore than sends me naked pics all the time. There were a couple drunken close calls.

I wonder if I could call Verizon and be like, "So I need to take back a pix-flix message cause I just sent a pic of my throbbing, veiny dork to my god-fearing, church-going mother."

[PiZdETS]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I just sent a pic of my throbbing, veiny mother to my god-fearing, church-going dork.

*fixed for shenanigans

[Dave]

Originally Posted by drewpy

the size of the mouth is a dead give away in Iding the juviniels

yeah, his coloring is similar to a warmouth but the jaw aint nearly big enough

[comonboys]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I had to rearrange my boss' entry because he was right next to another whore than sends me naked pics all the time. There were a couple drunken close calls.

I wonder if I could call Verizon and be like, "So I need to take back a pix-flix message cause I just sent a pic of my throbbing, veiny dork to my god-fearing, church-going mother."

Ummm, nooooo. It's FCC regs that Verizon has no idea what you send through text, pic, or video message...... Sorry. You could try but I think you would be on speaker throughout the call center with 100's of peeps laughing...... Nice one though..... Once you send the message there's no going back.

[Dave]

[Cutty72]

fucking water heater... it started fucking leaking...
now i need a new one, and quick...

guess what i'll be doing tomorrow and this weekend.

[Dave]

taking an acetelyne torch to comonboy's bathwater?

[LaFemmes]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I almost just texted a video of me whackin' off to my mom.

Reminder... Relocate Monica in my contacts on my phone.

I had to do the same thing.
My man has the same name as his dad.
I have had a few close calls myself!

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

fucking water heater... it started fucking leaking...
now i need a new one, and quick...

guess what i'll be doing tomorrow and this weekend.

That's what I've been doing yesterday and am about to start doing today. My parents own an 8-plex of apartment and have had a few leaks and busts, so my dad, another guy, and me are going through and redoing all of the piping on 2 of them this week, then 2 more upstairs ones next week.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by LaFemmes

I had to do the same thing.
My man has the same name as his dad.
I have had a few close calls myself!

It's a cruel, unfair world that your man and I do not share the same name... and you have a pesky attention to detail thing going on...