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Old 04-13-2011, 10:54 PM   #21
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I bet they are defanged or de venomed.
Doesn't matter - no legs = a date with a sledge hammer.
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:27 PM   #22
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OH I agree... but that has to be why he's so calm about it all.
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Old 04-13-2011, 11:55 PM   #23
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I like how he just when one of them hissed at him
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Old 04-14-2011, 04:41 AM   #24
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I bet they are defanged or de venomed.
I would take that bet and say theyre not.

appears to be in some 3rd world country so I doubt they have the resources to do so, and any real zoo/animal sanctuary wont do that anyway. Devenomized animals are even frowned upon in the reptile trade.
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:04 PM   #25
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fuck that. Gasoline and a match, best cleanup evar!
you hose 'em with gas I'll throw the match.

screw that. guy must be insane or owe somebody big. LOL
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:08 PM   #26
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A handful of those appear to be monacled cobras which are uber nasty. A friend had an albino one, we took it out and put it on the floor to take pics and instead of trying to hide the damn thing came after us
the more we learn about you, the more I wonder, who the hell does those things?

just had a guy here get bit by his "pet" african gaboon. he had 16 venomous snakes in his bedroom along with 20 nonvenomous.

i love the fact they said it wasn't illegal for him to have them...............oh but he can't have them back. they gave back 20 non venomous but made him surrender the venomous ones.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:00 AM   #27
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When I was a kid, I had a neighbor that had a pet tarantula. I used to let it crawl around on me. I hear tarantula bites hurt like hell, but their venom isn't all that strong.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:02 AM   #28
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When I was a kid, I had a neighbor that had a pet tarantula. I used to let it crawl around on me. I hear tarantula bites hurt like hell, but their venom isn't all that strong.
I hear a butane torch would hurt like hell to - for the big fucking spider.
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the more we learn about you, the more I wonder, who the hell does those things?

just had a guy here get bit by his "pet" african gaboon. he had 16 venomous snakes in his bedroom along with 20 nonvenomous.

i love the fact they said it wasn't illegal for him to have them...............oh but he can't have them back. they gave back 20 non venomous but made him surrender the venomous ones.
The gaboons ore one of my favorite venemous snakes, never got to own one though, theyre illegal in ny now and even getting a permit to own one is nearly impossible
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Old 04-15-2011, 12:23 PM   #30
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Fecking hell.....napalm was invented for situations EXACTLY like that.
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