11-21-2008, 01:45 PM | #21 |
Perpetual trouble
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Screw that, what happens when that thing 15"LONG shorts out inside your sphincter? The article even says that the wires are frayed! That fuckers a lot more powerful than your 4 D-cell vibrator, not to mention that it's long enough to be classified as a blunt force weapon.
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11-21-2008, 01:51 PM | #22 |
Helmets Optional
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11-21-2008, 01:52 PM | #23 |
Moto GP Star
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11-21-2008, 02:25 PM | #24 |
Guys... where *are* we?
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11-21-2008, 02:54 PM | #25 | |
Wanting to Go Back!!!!
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11-21-2008, 03:22 PM | #26 | |
Victim of Blazer Rapage
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11-21-2008, 03:58 PM | #27 |
Better Off
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Dam, I was hoping no one I knew would see my auction. Hell, I started it at only $10.00, Granma says if the bidding continues and we make at least $500.00, we might be able to get Grampa a Christmas Present!
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11-21-2008, 04:01 PM | #28 | |
Alleged Puppy Pimper
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11-21-2008, 04:03 PM | #29 |
Better Off
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11-21-2008, 04:09 PM | #30 | |
Sham WOW
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