Hi, my name's Bob, I here about the geese for sale. - Page 3

101lifts2 · 09-10-2011, 09:40 PM

I would stand a better chance against that bobcat vs. you vicious looking dog.

We occasionally get mountain lions going through the trash dumpsters. So when you take out the trash and you see one in it, you think I'll just empty the trash later. lol

Adeptus_Minor · 09-11-2011, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Poor little goose-eating bastard. I can't blame him. If I was a Bobcat, I would've eaten them too, ( it's not like I didn't think of eating one myself

).

JC

The great thing is, now you still can.

the chi · 09-12-2011, 09:39 AM

Helluva story, thanks for the laugh. I feel bad for Bob too, he was only doing what comes natural. Your dog looks seriously pissed, usually the GP's have such happy faces. Maybe she's mad she doesnt get some of the goose.

Tmall · 09-12-2011, 10:08 AM

I responded to something similar at a friend's house last night. The difference was, it wasn't a Bob. It was more of a Prick. And left about thirty of them in his Husky's snout. After our valiant efforts at removing them, we took him to the emergency pet hospital and buddy forked over 300 bucks for them to knock him out and do it.

Damn wild animals.

Homeslice · 09-12-2011, 01:20 PM

How did you get the bobcat? Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

shmike · 09-12-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

How did you get the bobcat? Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

I think JC is in NC.

Makes sense, him being in the bible belt.

Homeslice · 09-12-2011, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

I think JC is in NC.

Makes sense, him being in the bible belt.

Good ol NC.

I remember driving thru some of the eastern mountain towns, and I passed a Baptist church with a special message on its sign.........

"Eternity is not an option......Hell is."

Very motivating.

MILK · 09-12-2011, 01:42 PM

Are you going to eat the geese?

Wait.. JC you're in NC?

I plan on chickens, and bees. Not sure after that though..

skiergirl · 09-12-2011, 02:14 PM

Wow, beautiful cat...that dog however, reminds me a little too much of Cujo...

askmrjesus · 09-12-2011, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

How did you get the bobcat?

How do people normally get Bobcats?

I put a big fucking sign in the yard, that said "Bobcat Wanted".

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

Dude, the geese were attacked by a BOBCAT, not a homeless Cuban transvestite.

JC

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Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I responded to something similar at a friend's house last night. The difference was, it wasn't a Bob. It was more of a Prick. And left about thirty of them in his Husky's snout. After our valiant efforts at removing them, we took him to the emergency pet hospital and buddy forked over 300 bucks for them to knock him out and do it. Damn wild animals.

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Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	How did you get the bobcat? Or was it just a local regular? I didn't know there were any in Florida, isn't that where you live?

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MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	Are you going to eat the geese? Wait.. JC you're in NC? I plan on chickens, and bees. Not sure after that though..

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skiergirl Gixxer Girl Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Kyle, TX Moto: 05 GSXR 750 & 06 YZ250F Posts: 1,424	Wow, beautiful cat...that dog however, reminds me a little too much of Cujo...