Military Folk - Roll call!

[Archren]

Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

Military = free ride

Free ride, right... how about I stuff you in my duffel bag and take you to Iraq with me to see how much of a free ride it is, bitch?

[xx CURVE xx]

Originally Posted by Archren

Free ride, right... how about I stuff you in my duffel bag and take you to Iraq with me to see how much of a free ride it is, bitch?

do you pay for the flight and meals? hmmmm... do you?

[Archren]

Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

do you pay for the flight and meals? hmmmm... do you?

Some do... with their limbs or their lives. More than you sacrifice for your job, I think.

[fatbuckRTO]

Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

do you pay for the flight and meals? hmmmm... do you?

Nope. We don't pay for our body bags, either. You're not funny, dude. You're never funny. Come back and troll when you've found teh funny.

[xx CURVE xx]

Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

Nope. We don't pay for our body bags, either. You're not funny, dude. You're never funny. Come back and troll when you've found teh funny.

wash your cooter out..

Originally Posted by Archren

Some do... with their limbs or their lives. More than you sacrifice for your job, I think.

Why do you have to go there... i call foul!...not fair.



Will M.R.E's be provided in my duffel bag?

[Archren]

Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

Why do you have to go there... i call foul!...not fair.



Will M.R.E's be provided in my duffel bag?

MRE's will be all you get.. if only because they'll stop you up long enough so you don't have to use the bathroom until you get to Kuwait.

[xx CURVE xx]

Originally Posted by Archren

MRE's will be all you get.. if only because they'll stop you up long enough so you don't have to use the bathroom until you get to Kuwait.

They clog the pipes huh

[fatbuckRTO]

Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

wash your cooter out..

If you could ever, even once, elicit just a chuckle, I'd play along with the best of the insults. But you never remember teh funny.

Here, I'll give you some pointers, in the spirit of civilian-military cooperation. Comments like "You must be a pig " and "Military = free ride " are not funny, no matter how many lol smilies you put after them. Now if, instead, you had typed something along the lines of "I was going to join the Marines, but I was too polysyllabic" or "I was going to join the Navy, but I dislike goatse and gay bukkake porn," I could laugh along with you. But your comments, as they stand, are hardly even worthy of the name "insults."

[Amorok]

Curve, ducati_atx went this route and lost. Don't be that guy. Sure, I get paid for what I do, just like you. But they don't pay me as much as they would you to come to work, and they don't ask you do do your job under enemy suppresive fire or in a chem suit. And after ruck marching six miles with a 1-day assault pack if you think the MRE we get to eat is a perk, you're a fucking moron. Seriously, your head is so far up your ass it's almost back out your neck.

[Archren]

Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

If you could ever, even once, elicit just a chuckle, I'd play along with the best of the insults. But you never remember teh funny.

Here, I'll give you some pointers, in the spirit of civilian-military cooperation. Comments like "You must be a pig " and "Military = free ride " are not funny, no matter how many lol smilies you put after them. Now if, instead, you had typed something along the lines of "I was going to join the Marines, but I was too polysyllabic" or "I was going to join the Navy, but I dislike goatse and gay bukkake porn," I could laugh along with you. But your comments, as they stand, are hardly even worthy of the name "insults."

He makes a very good point.

Sorry, Alex, as much as I know it's your way of just poking fun, sometimes you tend to rub me the wrong way with your comments.