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Old 07-20-2009, 01:44 PM   #1
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Heh couple of my tanker buddies and i had this great idea about starting a armor based mercenary company in south america. Probably wouldnt be too hard either, lotsa folks trying to ditch their old pact equipment. But barring that id go with racing or the fighter pilot one.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:27 PM   #2
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i would be one of those assholes that get paid to test ride bikes for mags.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:49 PM   #3
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host of Diners drive ins and dives, but on a motorcycle instead of a cage.
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:03 PM   #4
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host of Diners drive ins and dives, but on a motorcycle instead of a cage.
no shit, that would be awesome!

There is a show on WGN that a dude does that by plane! How do people get those jobs?!
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Old 07-20-2009, 03:09 PM   #5
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no shit, that would be awesome!

There is a show on WGN that a dude does that by plane! How do people get those jobs?!
Guy is a pretty freakin good chef for such locations, so thats how he landed that one.
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:07 PM   #6
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Professional fighter. Getting paid to be beaten down and/or beat down others. Kick myself for not taking training more seriously when I was younger; too old and inexperienced to do anything about it now.
How do you figure? What are you, only 25-26?
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:33 PM   #7
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How do you figure? What are you, only 25-26?
He is... too old to begin the training!
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:37 PM   #8
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International man of mystery. Or motorsports photographer. Whatever.
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Old 07-20-2009, 09:34 PM   #9
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