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Old 07-07-2009, 09:43 AM   #21
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The favorite theory is the one AMJ alluded to, that he was desperate to erase all trace of resemblance to his father. What I've never understood is how he ended up with bad surgeries considering the amount of money he had. If he had actually wanted to look like a "white woman", like some people stupidly propose, he certainly had the resources to achieve his goal.
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:14 AM   #22
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:14 AM   #23
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The nose was already under construction by Thriller.

You want my Psych 101 take on it?

He was nuts.

Yeah, OK, too easy. His Dad was a bastard, who never gave him the respect he deserved. No matter what he did, his old man still dogged him. Total prick.

So, in an effort to win approval, he built a train station at his house, and cut his nose off.

In other words, he was nuts.

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On a recent red carpet ol' Joe didn't even mention his dead son, but rather preferred to pimp his new record label. Fathers can sure be a burden, eh JC?
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:32 AM   #24
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No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!

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Old 07-07-2009, 10:39 AM   #25
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No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!

Actually I thought she was kinda cute in that picture... eh maybe I had "jungle fever"...

Um anybody else wondering why Rae is the only one who didn't get a name makeover?
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Old 07-07-2009, 10:50 AM   #26
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No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!

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Old 07-07-2009, 11:04 AM   #27
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No no guys, you have it all wrong...THIS is what he was going for!


I'd hit it.

No need for Roses...just a bag of bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S
bananas



uh oh it's in my head now


IT'S IN MY HEAD!!!!!

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Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody caught up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody caught up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna to happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

Let me hear you say
This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S [4x]

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]
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Old 07-07-2009, 11:24 AM   #28
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Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]
[4x]
This my shit?

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Old 07-07-2009, 12:57 PM   #29
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Good God man, it was right under our noses.
.time for an MJ plastic surgery joke?
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Old 07-07-2009, 01:00 PM   #30
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.time for an MJ plastic surgery joke?
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