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Old 06-21-2012, 11:02 PM   #21
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Dave you need to post some more of your adventures when they happen, its fun to live vicariously through your crazy dating life (unlike hearing about Tommy's work life.) Haha....


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Old 06-22-2012, 12:49 AM   #22
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Will do. Been talking to a gorgeous Italian girl forthree weeks but I doubt it'll pan out. And spent an hour and a half on the phone with a crazy Korean/Samoan milf which just might.
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:14 AM   #23
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Will do. Been talking to a gorgeous Italian girl forthree weeks but I doubt it'll pan out. And spent an hour and a half on the phone with a crazy Korean/Samoan milf which just might.
isnt crazy and korean/samoan interchangable
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Old 06-22-2012, 08:48 AM   #24
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I've got a friend who is a sub and she travels all over to be dominated. She told me one as soon as she walked into one guys house, he immediately ordered her to do the dishes, clean the house and wash the car! Brilliant! I only wish I had known about subs when I was younger and single! I'd have a clean house a spotless car and a polished knob!
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:48 AM   #25
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Pics? Lol. And all this time iive only been tying them up
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:14 PM   #26
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Pics?
I never said she was pretty!
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I never said she was pretty!
but the house is after shes done
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:18 PM   #28
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I never said she was pretty!
Dave don't care.

He's just going to put a hood over her head anyway.

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Dave don't care.

He's just going to put a hood over her head anyway.

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a la pulp fiction, get the gimp
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:59 PM   #30
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Dave don't care.

He's just going to put a hood over her head anyway.

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heh, you might have hung around with hookers but I got standards.


Got a date sunday with the milf and started talking to a hot doctor that looks a bit like a thicker rae pre-op.


AAAND Italian girl just called me out of the blue wanting a surprise meet up. details to follow
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