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Old 02-24-2010, 03:39 PM   #21
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We ARE gonna keep Shania Twain right? Oh, the expiration date on Rush is over. Send those hosers back as well.
William Shatner too...we missed our chance. Even Walmart won't take that back even if it were the day after Christmas!
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:36 PM   #22
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William Shatner too...we missed our chance. Even Walmart won't take that back even if it were the day after Christmas!
We'll take shatner back.

And I hear most of the Trenton Air Base would like to have Shania Back....
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:38 PM   #23
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No, she was a gift. That would be rude. You keep her!
Naw dude, fuck you, we dont want her, thats why we confined her to Las Vegas with the rest of the trannys
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:40 PM   #24
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William Shatner too...we missed our chance. Even Walmart won't take that back even if it were the day after Christmas!
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Screw that. Shatner is hilarious, even if he isn't trying to be.
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:24 PM   #25
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Screw that. Shatner is hilarious, even if he isn't trying to be.
Ya hear that everybody? Arizona claims Shatner, quick box him up and ship him out before they change their minds!!! *fingers crossed* no take back-sies!!!!
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Ya hear that everybody? Arizona claims Shatner, quick box him up and ship him out before they change their minds!!! *fingers crossed* no take back-sies!!!!
You'd need 2 boxes... One for him and one for the awesome
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You'd need 2 boxes... One for him and one for the awesome
You heard the man...get an extra box for the "awesome"... Yea mark that one "fragile".
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:53 PM   #28
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Ya hear that everybody? Arizona claims Shatner, quick box him up and ship him out before they change their minds!!! *fingers crossed* no take back-sies!!!!
Hells yeah.
Send Sarah McLachlan back, along with Neil Young and Corey Hart.
Those 3 take up almost as much space as the Shat's cranium.
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You heard the man...get an extra box for the "awesome"... Yea mark that one "fragile".
you'll need to make sure to include extra postage for the ego too...
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Fuck you Tigger.

Shatner could kick the ass of you and any two of your gangbanger buddies!

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