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Old 07-09-2009, 11:18 AM   #21
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Same here.
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Old 07-09-2009, 11:52 AM   #22
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People usually want to put my helmet on kids. I tell them I will punch them in the face if you do. Then say "sorry, I don't really like lice, spit, or your kids nasty dandruff on my head.

I don't think they would appreciate me scratching all the potential shit on my head/scalp into their face, so I think it is reasonable not to want their kids head in my helmet.
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:20 PM   #23
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I avoid the whole "people touching my helmet" by maintaining an appropriate amount of dead bugs on it.

"Go ahead....I dare you to pick it up."
Just wash your hands afterwords..
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:41 PM   #24
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After a girl I didn't even know sat on my motorcycle and threw it over on it's side... the helmet thing just doesn't seem like such a big deal (to me) anymore...
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Old 07-09-2009, 01:43 PM   #25
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After a girl I didn't even know sat on my motorcycle and threw it over on it's side... the helmet thing just doesn't seem like such a big deal (to me) anymore...
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Old 07-09-2009, 07:57 PM   #26
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After a girl I didn't even know sat on my motorcycle and threw it over on it's side... the helmet thing just doesn't seem like such a big deal (to me) anymore...

I'd smack a hoe fo sho
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Old 07-09-2009, 08:57 PM   #27
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I'd smack a hoe fo sho
I would rather have smacked her slimy boyfriend while the girl was laying under my bike because HE was the one that said "Go ahead, sit on it. It's only a rice burner (ie; not a Harley)." Then, "Try and pick it up" From then it was slow motion of me running across the parking lot saying nooooooooo. C_NT!

So, yeah, touch my helmet, maybe but if you come near my bike (without permission) heads are gonna roll!
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:03 PM   #28
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shit i didnt know everyone on here was a doctor or an architect so i'll chime in and say that nobody bothers my helmet over at NASA, i guess astronauts just respect people's personal property
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Old 07-10-2009, 02:11 PM   #29
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I ride by several bodies of standing water on the way in... my helmet is usually so covered in dead insects when I get to where I'm going that nobody wants to touch my helmet
Same here.
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Old 07-10-2009, 04:27 PM   #30
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shit i didnt know everyone on here was a doctor or an architect so i'll chime in and say that nobody bothers my helmet over at NASA, i guess astronauts just respect people's personal property
I know right? We're definitely the poor cousins on this forum....
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