I want to cut my ears off and gouge out part of my memory - Page 3

Dave · 12-23-2009, 05:14 PM

bullshit. Retalliate! Dial'em up next time you're slaying the old lady!

Smittie61984 · 12-23-2009, 09:36 PM

Think about the nasty that went on one wall over back when you were a kid. "Spank me harder, oh yes, big daddy yes"

Particle Man · 12-23-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

bullshit. Retalliate! Dial'em up next time you're slaying the old lady!

interesting phrase

HokieDNA01 · 12-23-2009, 10:37 PM

Hopefully we will all be "hittin it" long into old age. Who gives a fuck what young whippersnappers think. My 85 year old grandma gave me some great advice last year. she said the true secret to keeping your husband/boyfriend happy is.......wait for it.......Kegels!!! I about died!!

Dave · 12-24-2009, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

Hopefully we will all be "hittin it" long into old age. Who gives a fuck what young whippersnappers think. My 85 year old grandma gave me some great advice last year. she said the true secret to keeping your husband/boyfriend happy is.......wait for it.......Kegels!!! I about died!!

girl on a forum i used to hang out on used to refer to that as cooter hugging

z06boy · 12-24-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

Hopefully we will all be "hittin it" long into old age. Who gives a fuck what young whippersnappers think. My 85 year old grandma gave me some great advice last year. she said the true secret to keeping your husband/boyfriend happy is.......wait for it.......Kegels!!! I about died!!

I'm glad they came out with Viagra...don't need it yet but it's nice knowing it can be had. I plan on hitting it until my last breath.

Particle Man · 12-24-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by HokieDNA01

Hopefully we will all be "hittin it" long into old age. Who gives a fuck what young whippersnappers think. My 85 year old grandma gave me some great advice last year. she said the true secret to keeping your husband/boyfriend happy is.......wait for it.......Kegels!!! I about died!!

ok, I totally did not need that freakin' mental picture

Kaneman · 12-24-2009, 10:42 AM

At least your Dad didn't record a homemade porn over "Edward Scissorhands". And at least you weren't home from school one day wanting to watch a video. And at least you didn't put that video in the VCR and become intrigued by a close up of a chic masterbating.

And at least you didn't lose your lunch when the camera zoomed out and it was your step-mom.

marko138 · 12-24-2009, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

At least your Dad didn't record a homemade porn over "Edward Scissorhands". And at least you weren't home from school one day wanting to watch a video. And at least you didn't put that video in the VCR and become intrigued by a close up of a chic masterbating.

And at least you didn't lose your lunch when the camera zoomed out and it was your step-mom.

Sounds pretty F'd up.

z06boy · 12-24-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

At least your Dad didn't record a homemade porn over "Edward Scissorhands". And at least you weren't home from school one day wanting to watch a video. And at least you didn't put that video in the VCR and become intrigued by a close up of a chic masterbating.

And at least you didn't lose your lunch when the camera zoomed out and it was your step-mom.

Ok...some of your post are making more sense now...it's not your fault.

12-23-2009, 09:36 PM	#22
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12-23-2009, 10:37 PM	#24
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12-24-2009, 10:42 AM	#28
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12-23-2009, 05:14 PM	#21
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	bullshit. Retalliate! Dial'em up next time you're slaying the old lady!