Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-09-2009, 01:52 AM   #21
Homeslice
Elitist
 
Homeslice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: SF Bay Area
Moto: Gix 750
Posts: 11,351
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Archren View Post
Fake boobs aren't all bad...
Until 40
Homeslice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-09-2009, 02:52 AM   #22
Sixxxxer
Like Gixxxxer But Not
 
Sixxxxer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
Posts: 4,891
Default

Holy Hell...
__________________
[FRSH]
Candy Plasma Blue
Sixxxxer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-09-2009, 01:35 PM   #23
Bassplayer
No, I dont play drums too
 
Bassplayer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Bay, Cali
Moto: SV 650
Posts: 608
Default

When i first saw it I thought it was a joke, an impersonator..
picture the worst South Park version of him and compare...

I think hes got more cleavage on his chin the Pam Anderson has on her chest.

Hes one uuugly mutha fucker. His bone structure is robotic...




__________________
Just Your Neighborhood Friendly Bassplayer
Bassplayer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-09-2009, 03:38 PM   #24
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

On top of obviously displying signs of the numerous surgical procedures to his face, I think the pictures rather clearly point out something else about Mr. Jackson's appearance.

He is clearly suffering from an auto-ummune condition, as well as vitiligo.

His hand shows advanced arthritis.

The first joint on his pinky is completely fused, others are very inflamed.

His dancing will surely be affected, as I suspect some amount of systemic skin and soft tissue necrosis has begun, now likely affecting nealy all joints in the body to some degree.

Wiki: "Vitiligo is associated with autoimmune and inflammatory diseases, commonly thyroid overexpression and underexpression."

I don't really know if he's truly fucking twisted, but I suspect whatever weirdness, real or perceived, about him and kids, stems from the fact that his childhood was probably beyond fucking weird.

...and yeah, he looks like a fucking alien being. Poor bastard. He has to know it.
__________________
Insert free thought here.

Last edited by Avatard; 03-09-2009 at 03:40 PM..
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:02 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.