Disney World

[rider76]

So did you kick him in the balls for me?

[Dnyce]

you should bust on minnies ears and then

[Trip]

I raped a statue of sleeping beauty in downtown disney, I will try to get a pic of it tomorrow with some of my conference buddies. I never saw a live princess all day at Epcot, only saw characters from a distance and there was a long long line to get a pic with them. I never saw a single character just walking around the park and I was there from 2pm to 11:20 and all I did was walk around, it was disappointing. I talked to a german disney worker girl in germany and she was pretty cool. She didn't like Disney all so much though. She made me a brat and it was good. I tried to speak french to some french disney worker girls in France and they just made fun of me for my poor attempt. I got kicked off Test Track when something major happened. We were sitting in the car for about 30 mins after getting on and never left the part where you get on and then they called "Initiate TPS" and the workers all ran in a group by the control both and kicked us all off the ride and we were given fastpasses and the ride was closed for at least an hour. I got to ride it before I left though.

Over all my experience at Disney sucked. Personally I think Dollywood is better maintained and I think that place is a shithole. Most of Epcot smelled of feces, the rest of it smelled like perfumed feces. Most of the resort looks like it is seriously aging. The foreigners have taken over the place. When you meet someone else speaking english it's a godsend. It's really packed and the fastpasses are gone for all the good rides very very early in the morning. The lines are god awful long even for single riders (when they even have that.) The prices are like getting anal raped without lube. The food isn't that good for the specialty places like in the countries part of Epcot. Save your money and go to Universal or another city besides Orlando. I was not impressed.