Why are men such silly freaks? - Page 3

azoomm · 12-08-2008, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleTaz

Take it one step further if you really want a headache... Scenario: Your daughter marries Cody, you get divorced, date Cassidy, marry Cassidy, have more kids

So then your daughter's brother-in-law is also her step-father and and your new offspring are her siblings/nieces or nephews. Your new son-in-law is also your brother-in-law... I think somewhere along the line your child becomes it's own cousin

I told her to answer him... and scare him to death.

But, that is the evil in me. But, Taz - that's hysterical!!!

2up · 12-08-2008, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

don't insult his ego, that will just make him want it more. tell him you're just not into anyone in general right now and to move on.

I'm just ignoring him now. At first it was weird but cute, in a really fucking odd way. Now its just annoying.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

throw a photo of yourself in and it'd be perfect

You are a dirty dirty man. I like it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by azoomm

I told her to answer him... and scare him to death.

But, that is the evil in me. But, Taz - that's hysterical!!!

I totally forgot to comment on what Taz wrote! That IS hysterical. And yes, you are evil. And you know the only things stopping me from playing the game.

Mr Lefty · 12-08-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

You are a dirty dirty man. I like it!

yes... I'm bad... I'm very bad...

wait... what... I mean... uh...

OneSickPsycho · 12-08-2008, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Oh, for fuck's sake!!! Stop being such a damn Puritan and bang the young buck already!!!

The best lay I've ever had was when I was 25-years-old, lean mean paratrooper and she was a hot 40-years-old long legged mama. She was the one that gave me that "funny" smile at the bar and took me to the dance floor all night, gave me her phone number and everything. Then the next several days she was saying the same shit that you're saying right now, "Oh, you're too young, I'm too old, blah, blah, blah." So I had to do the usual bullshit of telling her that she's hot and that I'm a man and she's a woman and all that jazz. When we finally got together, we banged each other's brains out for two days straight.

Look, dudes YOUR age (i.e. myself and other men) like young chicks, okay? The chances of you hooking up with guys your age are rather slim. So do yourself a favor and get some hard cock from that young buck...unless he's ugly and you are not physically attracted to him.

Stop saying all the other bullshits because we don't believe you. You like it when good looking young guys hit on you.

Sometimes you post something like this and throw me TOTALLY off. You're the fucking man btw.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tlstreak

Easy for the (boyfriend twin) to pose as the brother twin and try and hook up with both and noone be the wiser except the twin who is in on it all along. Just use my phone and text her man.

That's the first thing I thought of when I read the first post...

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

Thanks!

My av is all I'm posting guys... sorry.

Tmall and other people who used to be on CF have seen the full-size version of that and other pics.

And, I decided, with my daughter's permission of course, to give him my OTHER daughter's phone number. He can have text fext 2008 and she'll be out here in a couple of weeks. I thought it was a good tactic. He said he'd rather talk to me.

That's kinda fucked up... you know this dude's probably some sorta horndog, so you pass him off to your daughter? Shit... I want to lick your asshole while you hit me in the head with bricks... does that get me the daughter-daughter threesome combo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

No I'm not. But if I WAS a tease, I'd go out with him and then at the end of the night I'd point to myself and say "You will never get this, you will never get this. la la la la la"

And if he was like me, he would have slipped you a mickey 10 seconds earlier then carry you out... long story short... shallow grave.

Cass · 12-08-2008, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleTaz

Take it one step further if you really want a headache... Scenario: Your daughter marries Cody, you get divorced, date Cassidy, marry Cassidy, have more kids

So then your daughter's brother-in-law is also her step-father and and your new offspring are her siblings/nieces or nephews. Your new son-in-law is also your brother-in-law... I think somewhere along the line your child becomes it's own cousin

Dude!! She lives in AZ, not AR!!!!

Angee · 12-08-2008, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola

Dude!! She lives in AZ, not AR!!!!

Dude, that's WV, not AR! Tennessee is third cousins, Kentucky is second cousins, AR is first cousins, and WV is fair game to all!

Taz, I don't know how in the hell you managed to put that all together, I just can't wrap my mind around that...that's friggin priceless!

Cass · 12-08-2008, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angee

Dude, that's WV, not AR! Tennessee is third cousins, Kentucky is second cousins, AR is first cousins, and WV is fair game to all!

Taz, I don't know how in the hell you managed to put that all together, I just can't wrap my mind around that...that's friggin priceless!

FT BSTRD · 12-08-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angee

Dude, that's WV, not AR! Tennessee is third cousins, Kentucky is second cousins, AR is first cousins, and WV is fair game to all!

Taz, I don't know how in the hell you managed to put that all together, I just can't wrap my mind around that...that's friggin priceless!

If she ain't good enough for family, she ain't good enough for you.

LittleTaz · 12-08-2008, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola

Dude!! She lives in AZ, not AR!!!!

I had another sentence at the end of it but decided not to leave it on there....

...and you all move to shitville and live happily ever after!...

neebelung · 12-10-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2up

Or, the alternate thread title could be "My life as a potential Jerry Springer episode."

The back story: My oldest daughter is dating a guy, he's 24, and he's a twin. I have yet to meet him but I have met 2 of his friends because they helped me move. Today I get a text from a number I don't know that just says "hi." 10 seconds later I get a text from my daughter telling me her boy's brother might be texting me. So I text back to random number, "hi Cassidy." My daughter calls and says Cassidy has decided that he wants to get to go out with me. Let's pretend I'm not married, albeit separated, but we are not dating other people. And yes, my husband is 14 years younger than me.

But still, why in the HELL would I want to date the twin brother of the guy my daughter is dating? Um, ICK! AND, more importantly, why would he want to date me??? Silly fucking freak.

Before anyone asks, he got my number from his brother's phone which my daughter used to call me when her phone died while she was at their house. And to add to the "fun" Cassidy's friends are now sending me friend's requests on myspace.

OK, seriuosly, I can not imagine a 24 year old girl hitting on her sister's, boyfriend's, dad. (That made my head hurt!) So guys, WTF? Why are you such a bunch of silly freaks?

WOW. Just wow!!!!!!!

Someone pass the popcorn please!