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Old 10-03-2011, 04:33 PM   #21
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Why do you guys shit on your hands?
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3. The germs in feces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper. Don’t forget to wash your hands!
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:52 PM   #22
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The plunger is a nice touch.
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:48 PM   #23
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Yeh that's pretty nasty. There is one guy in my office who has some explosive craps every morning, then walks out without washing his hands. I've been using paper towels to open the door since I discovered it
Had an argument with a guy at work years ago. I was pissed but wanted to keep my job. He wanted to shake my hand to calm things down but I wouldn't shake his hand. One I was pissed. Two I have never once seen him wash his hands. He also dealt with cash and would put his hands in his mouth.

Anyway he went to managment and said I wouldn't shake is hand. They they tried to force me to shake it. I said the guy doesn't wash his hands after he uses the bathroom so I'm not touching his hand. They got on him and made him wash his hands. From then on anytime I seen him he washed them. Sick fuck.

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