Step one...

[DLIT]

I'm 28 and still prefer houses over bars. But every now and then you gotta go to a bar to hang out and party, like I did last night. This place had half-yards (32oz) made of glass. Had 3 Alaskan IPAs in like two hours and I was good to go. They were $12.50 each but I had the cash. My wife took pics of me under our bed, I don't remember that shit either.

[Rider]

Damn OSP, that's a hell of a lot on booze. I can get really good beer (8% alcohol) for $8 pitcher. So after about 3 or 4 of those I'm pretty fucked up for under $40. Shit even if I'm drinking liquor, 5 long islands get me pretty blasted and that's about $40 as well.

[DLIT]

Whoa, I totally don't remember stealing this last night, either. Score!

[t-homo]

Good work man. That is big and tricky too.

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by t-rock

Good work man. That is big and tricky too.

Any wonder where he hid it?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

Any wonder where he hid it?

prolly in his pants, he's got the extra room.




Fucking whats with people? just cause i buy a pitcher of beer does NOT mean you can just pour yourself a glass cause its there. I'll drink the damn thing in 30 minutes or die trying just to keep beer mooches out of my hair.

[DLIT]

Wife says I just put it up my shirt and walked closely behind her.

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

prolly in his pants, he's got the extra room.




Fucking whats with people? just cause i buy a pitcher of beer does NOT mean you can just pour yourself a glass cause its there. I'll drink the damn thing in 30 minutes or die trying just to keep beer mooches out of my hair.

Were you with friends when you bought said pitcher?

[NONE_too_SOFT]

Originally Posted by DLIT

Wife says I just put it up my shirt and walked closely behind her.



Were you with friends when you bought said pitcher?

friends of a friend, sort of. but they are friggin mooches, i cant stand when people get in line for a round of shots but never pony up for their own brew.

i dont mind sharing beer with people who are gonna get the next pitcher, hell i prefer it that way, but the guys whom just show up and start fucking drinking my beer and then show up the next round with a bottle or pint for themselves, is bad bar etiquette.

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by Rider

Damn OSP, that's a hell of a lot on booze. I can get really good beer (8% alcohol) for $8 pitcher. So after about 3 or 4 of those I'm pretty fucked up for under $40. Shit even if I'm drinking liquor, 5 long islands get me pretty blasted and that's about $40 as well.

It's really not that hard when you go downtown to the big bars... I don't remember what all I drank, but I know I switched from double 7&7's to double Cape Cods after my 10th one... I think the 7&7's were like $9 each... not sure what the CC's were... I bought four Lemon Drops (two for each girl) and three shots of Patron for myself... Those were at least another $50...

Apparently the fact that my buddy and fiance broke up and he likes to get hammered a couple days a week has my tolerance back up to mid-college levels...

[marko138]

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT

friends of a friend, sort of. but they are friggin mooches, i cant stand when people get in line for a round of shots but never pony up for their own brew.

i dont mind sharing beer with people who are gonna get the next pitcher, hell i prefer it that way, but the guys whom just show up and start fucking drinking my beer and then show up the next round with a bottle or pint for themselves, is bad bar etiquette.

These people are called assholes, and you should have whooped some ass.