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Old 07-15-2009, 12:44 PM   #21
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Guys, guys, no need to argue here. They all look the same upside down and covered in Bavarian creme...
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:47 PM   #22
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I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?
I'd have no objections to eating Natalie Portman!

We can skip the killing and cooking part though.
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Old 07-15-2009, 12:50 PM   #23
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I'd have no objections to eating Natalie Portman!

We can skip the killing and cooking part though.
I hope you would at least bleach the area, no telling what the fuck has been down there.
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:06 PM   #24
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Yeah, Megan Fox definitely has the lindsay lohan/britney spears/christina aquilera path going for her. They looked ok in the beginning when they were mostly natural and not on drugs. Then they got popular, plastic surgery came into play, heavy drug use ensued and they looked like trash in the end.
Megan Fox looks dirty to me. Like greasy or something. I've only seen her in the movie though - I think maybe it's the dark tan? She is pretty, not arguing that - just in a dirty way.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:07 PM   #25
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Megan Fox is hotter. She's like an exotic bombshell from Italy.

Natalie Portman is classier and more elegant.

You'd want to cruise the beach with Megan Fox in a Ferrari drop top and want to go the art opening with Natalie Portman in a Rolls Royce.

You'd want to handcuff Megan and whip her with an ass smacker while tying Natalie up with a silk scarf and tickle her body with a rose bud.

It's all good.
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Old 07-15-2009, 03:08 PM   #26
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Megan Fox looks dirty to me. Like greasy or something. I've only seen her in the movie though - I think maybe it's the dark tan? She is pretty, not arguing that - just in a dirty way.
like she just climbed out of the KY wrestling pit
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:47 PM   #27
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Megan Fox looks dirty to me. Like greasy or something. I've only seen her in the movie though - I think maybe it's the dark tan? She is pretty, not arguing that - just in a dirty way.
Yep. Id hit it but Id make sure I hide my wallet first.
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:02 PM   #28
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Yep. Id hit it but Id make sure I hide my wallet first.
I'd hit it put condoms would be a must!!! Even for just a blowjob!
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:10 PM   #29
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Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well

Oh, and Thor FTW

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies....cast-thor39-ap
Id hit it x 100000000000000000000000
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Old 07-15-2009, 06:46 PM   #30
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Good choice for the part. I wonder what they mean by "updated the character" though? When they did it with Spider-man, it fit. Just a different origin for the spider that gave him his power. They mention Thor being "cast out" of Asgard rather than being stuck in a human to learn a little humility (he was typical rich kid living on daddy's money), so maybe that's it?
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