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Old 03-16-2010, 12:32 PM   #21
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probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.
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Old 03-16-2010, 01:54 PM   #22
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thats whats fun about fetishes, theres always someone out there who makes you feel ''normal''
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:00 PM   #23
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Every day my faith in humanity dies a little more. Today, it took a big hit.
Just wait, I bet this nasty bitch gets her own TV show too.
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:04 PM   #24
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Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

Not far off..... this article says he's 150

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...man-years.html
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Old 03-16-2010, 02:09 PM   #25
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Old 03-16-2010, 11:14 PM   #26
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probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.
I thought you were going to say "women crushing watermelons with their thighs".
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Old 03-16-2010, 11:38 PM   #27
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wow. I know we've got a lot of lardasses in our nation. I just hope someone slips a little cyanide into something they send this fat fuck. there needs to be a law, you must not be over 400 pounds or you die from a bullet.

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Old 03-17-2010, 08:48 AM   #28
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Just wait, I bet this nasty bitch gets her own TV show too.
Only once she reaches her goal and starts to publicly cry about how she's "dying" and "needs help", so that the attention and money train keeps running.
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Old 03-17-2010, 10:49 AM   #29
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how about a lottery where the winner gets to saw her limbs off when she gets the diabeetus
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Old 03-17-2010, 11:42 AM   #30
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A friend of mine who is a doctor told me of a morbidly obese woman he treated for blood poisoning once....she came in at nearly 550 pounds and mostly dead...they admitted her...began treating her blood infection....and found the source of the infection....she had dropped a little smokie between her lard engorged tits....where it disappeared into one of her fat rolls and rotted causing a big sore which became infected.

This fucking hippo nearly died because she lost a little smokie in one of her fat rolls...lost it and it REMAINED lost until discovered by nurses attempting to clean her in the hospital.

WTF is wrong with people?!
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