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Old 01-11-2010, 09:33 AM   #1
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First off, WTF are you doing rummaging through your GF's purse? Do you let her into your wallet? A woman's purse is the holiest of holy's. I know better than to look inside one.

"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:01 AM   #2
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"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.
Seriously...
I guess the little hot college girl is on her way out the door.

Would you mind taking a few pics of her ass before she leaves?
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:31 PM   #3
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"Honey, do you have an gum?"

"Yea, there's some in my purse."

"Okay, thanks"....'Oh fuck...what's a prescription for Valtrex doing in here??!?!?!?!'

Ta Daaa!!! What are you AFRAID to go in your wife's purse? Oh and BTW I've had plenty of SOs that were not afraid to go into my wallet.
Maybe she is trying to tell you something.



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Old 01-11-2010, 12:17 PM   #4
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My wallet and phone are mine and no one else goes through them and I don't go through other peoples stuff.
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:23 PM   #5
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My wallet and phone are mine and no one else goes through them and I don't go through other peoples stuff.
You got somethin to hide, slim shady?

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1. Valtrex
2. Estrogen/sex change pills.
3. Anti-crazy pills like Lexipro, Zoloft, etc
4. Condoms- if you don't use them, especially Magnums if you have a little dick!
5. Your phone bill with another girl's number circled in red!!!
6. Enzyte...hint, hint.
7. A motel receipt
8. Syringes and she's not diabetic.
9. Strange pre-pay phone.
10. Birth control pills and you're fixed...
So this is all shit you found in your old lady's purse?
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:39 PM   #6
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You got somethin to hide, slim shady?


So this is all shit you found in your old lady's purse?

What he said! Nosy minds wanna know. You need comfort at the rally? I am sure I can find someone at the college...
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:55 PM   #7
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You need comfort at the rally?
I am betting he quit reading what you typed after this..... hhahhahahahhahahahaha
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Old 01-11-2010, 07:07 PM   #8
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I am betting he quit reading what you typed after this..... hhahhahahahhahahahaha
Yea I ws sudnly nable to tpe as welll...
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Old 01-11-2010, 07:03 PM   #9
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What he said! Nosy minds wanna know. You need comfort at the rally? I am sure I can find someone at the college...
Woo hoo!!! Bring two!!! Oh wait, yea I guess not...yea I'm fine. This isn't stuff I found in her purse. She does have Valtrex but BION it's her Dad's prescription (ex-Navy married a Phillipino, didn't ask for details!), she had a cold sore a few months ago and borrowed some from him. She gets tested/examined every 6 months for her anti pregnant shots. I ran into the bottle and made a joke about how this has GOT to be in the top 10 things you don't want to find! I came up with the list from that. AFAIK she is squeaky clean! I have a chat with the boatman quite often and have never had any problems...
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Old 01-11-2010, 03:57 PM   #10
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You got somethin to hide, slim shady?


So this is all shit you found in your old lady's purse?
i cant quite imagine tiggs hinting that he cant fill a magnum. my guess is he found this elsewheres. Gsxr.com maybe?
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