Single Malt Scotch and Midget Hookers Forum? - Page 3

askmrjesus · 01-19-2010, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

The only thing compelling is, it's obvious he does not work out.

I've been dead for two thousand years.

I don't think working out is going to help.

JC

Rider · 01-19-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I've been dead for two thousand years.

I don't think working out is going to help.

JC

Good point. Do me a favor, cut yourself cause I'm almost out of wine.

askmrjesus · 01-19-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Good point. Do me a favor, cut yourself cause I'm almost out of wine.

What am I, a fucking Emo liquor store?

JC

Rider · 01-19-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

What am I, a fucking Emo liquor store?

JC

unknownroad · 01-19-2010, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Asian hookers, European gymnasts, cigars...it's all good.

Just consider it a General Debauchery Forum.

JC

Yeah, I'm thinking Asian gymnasts, the ones who do those astonishing contortions and weigh about 80 pounds. Like midgets, they make your junk look bigger, but they look better in catsuits. And some nice potato vodka to help unwind beforehand. Yeah.

smileyman · 01-19-2010, 02:36 PM

Problem with 80lb girls is that my junk would rip most of them in half...Most but not all, I mean that stuff stretches eventually but ouch. I suppose 3 hours foreplay and generous lube and you would eventually get it on but...sheesh, who has that kinda patience?

skiergirl · 01-21-2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

What am I, a fucking Emo liquor store?

JC

I just about spit water on my screen....

View Poll Results: Blah, blah, blah about wieghts and shit, or midget hookers?
Hookers and Scotch!!!	10	37.04%
Scotch and Hookers!!	10	37.04%
I can bench press a Midget Hooker.	6	22.22%
I don't care, I just hate Tigger.	12	44.44%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll

01-19-2010, 02:36 PM	#26
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