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Old 06-12-2010, 05:25 PM   #21
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Nice write up, and nice nail polish
Yea WTF is up with the crazy nails in Texas? Azoom had some wacked out french manicure going on as well....

They must have a disproportionate amount of Vietnamese there or something ..
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Old 06-12-2010, 05:37 PM   #22
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First you will need to start driving a Peterbilt. A chain wallet wouldn't hurt either.
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Old 06-12-2010, 06:23 PM   #23
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BTW if you weren't so friggin' high, you could have figured this out for yourself!
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Old 06-12-2010, 06:33 PM   #24
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Well done, HH.
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Old 06-12-2010, 07:57 PM   #25
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Go Ms Nails!

Derf you freakinjew... you won't buy shit you stingy fucker
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Go Ms Nails!

Derf you freakinjew... you won't buy shit you stingy fucker
yeh but I got 3 pages worth of discussion out of it
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:28 AM   #27
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If you need to know how cowboy boots should fit, let me know.
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:21 PM   #28
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They must have a disproportionate amount of Vietnamese there or something ..
A lot of them are probably South Korean and were imported to the various military bases in Texas.
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:31 PM   #29
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Yep. One mama-san got a spouse job with Asian American Female Employment Services, and when she brought her entire extended family over they opened a salon/massage parlor/kimchi takeout shop. Multiply that by the number of GI's that couldn't get an American chick to bang them and you've got a lot of crazy, fourteen your old nails on early 30's women.
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:55 PM   #30
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Yep. One mama-san got a spouse job with Asian American Female Employment Services, and when she brought her entire extended family over they opened a salon/massage parlor/kimchi takeout shop. Multiply that by the number of GI's that couldn't get an American chick to bang them and you've got a lot of crazy, fourteen your old nails on early 30's women.


While your little theory is amusing...

It could be that Azoomm and I go to the same Korean lady and, being two of the most obnoxious people you will ever meet, have a goal to try every color that Korean lady has. You should have seen her safety orange a few months ago.

Also, neither of us are in our early thirty's. But that was a cute story you just made up.
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