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Old 04-27-2009, 06:09 PM   #21
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Maybe that's why at the beginning they really weren't too close to him? They were standing around him in what I took as a non threatening way. What did they think he was going to do? Whip his dick out and beat them with it?

Sorry, but that things so small it's more like a clit than a dick.

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Old 04-27-2009, 06:36 PM   #22
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Sorry, but that things so small it's more like a clit than a dick.

Just sayin'.
This is going to come off as braggadocios but I'm pretty sure that I was born with a bigger dick than that!
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:43 PM   #23
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This thread reminds me of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1w8O...eature=related



Isn't that cute. An extra belly button.
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:56 PM   #24
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This is going to come off as braggadocios but I'm pretty sure that I was born with a bigger dick than that!
You and me both! Good grief, that was a tiny dick. I no longer think I'm just average.
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:23 PM   #25
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Sorry, but that things so small it's more like a clit than a dick.

Just sayin'.
sorry, I think my girls clit is bigger than his whole dick.


they coulda just SHOT the poor bastard and done him a favor there easy.
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:23 PM   #26
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Needs more violence and blood shed. Look at the cops' expressions they didn't want to touch the guy. Shit I'd start rather reach for the damn tazer then wrestle the fucker down. At any rate, they did give him plenty of time to cooperate.
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:15 PM   #27
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Just saw the video. In my town that video would have been 10seconds long before he'd get a punching in the face (if the cops were being nice). They gave him a ton of time.

That being said I'd rather taze all the fuckers who were yelling "Stop it" and blah, blah, blah. I can't stand people who yell thinking the cops or someone is going to stop by you yelling "Stop". If you feel it's wrong fucking do something about it. Atleast the wizard had the balls (about all he had) to stand up for something even if he's a dumbass.
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Old 04-27-2009, 10:32 PM   #28
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Just saw the video. In my town that video would have been 10seconds long before he'd get a punching in the face (if the cops were being nice). They gave him a ton of time.

That being said I'd rather taze all the fuckers who were yelling "Stop it" and blah, blah, blah. I can't stand people who yell thinking the cops or someone is going to stop by you yelling "Stop". If you feel it's wrong fucking do something about it. Atleast the wizard had the balls (about all he had) to stand up for something even if he's a dumbass.
That would be a funny video, give the crowd a quick warning then bam, they all get tazed at once and fall like fainting goats.

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Old 04-27-2009, 10:39 PM   #29
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I think they were too nice to him. You have two choices when dealing with a naked man that won't get dress. One is to get the rookie to tackle him. But judging by the shape of the cops they have been on the force for more then a few months. Second is to taze him and be careful when grabbing for his wrists.

I think they were really trying to help the guy by asking him to get dressed. It was freezing out.

They gave him more then enough time and when they tried to arrest him he resisted, more then once.

Plus if you watch the video, before he was tazed he reached for the cops belt towards his gun (or his dick) so at that point tazing him was the thing to do.

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Old 04-28-2009, 08:13 AM   #30
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Important safety tip kids:

When the cops start breaking out the rubber gloves, it's time to put your clothes back on.

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