Things I learned today... - Page 30

askmrjesus · 10-22-2009, 09:51 AM

If you stick a long pin in your banana, at 1/2 inch increments, whist making rotational movements, your banana will be pre-sliced before peeling.

Also, the little strings attached will be much shorter.

JC

HurricaneHeather · 10-22-2009, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

If you stick a long pin in your banana, at 1/2 inch increments, whist making rotational movements, your banana will be pre-sliced before peeling.

Also, the little strings attached will be much shorter.

JC

I am going to need a visual explanation.

askmrjesus · 10-22-2009, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

I am going to need a visual explanation.

No.

JC

Papa_Complex · 10-22-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

No.

JC

Oh, come on now. This just screams for one of your patented videos, preferably involving firearms or high explosives.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rY3dn5kos

HurricaneHeather · 10-22-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Oh, come on now. This just screams for one of your patented videos, preferably involving firearms or high explosives.

Right!?!?

Please Jesus? We all know you don't have anything else to do but to entertain us.

psychochild28 · 10-23-2009, 02:41 AM

I scare the dogs when I scream cause there's a spider in the house. God i HATE spiders.

So I was sitting on the bathroom sink using half a can of raid on this stupid thing.

HokieDNA01 · 10-23-2009, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by psychochild28

I scare the dogs when I scream cause there's a spider in the house. God i HATE spiders.

So I was sitting on the bathroom sink using half a can of raid on this stupid thing.

Been there done that! Funny how nothing with six legs even phases me.

fasternyou929 · 10-23-2009, 10:05 AM

I learned I'm never buying another polo shirt. After a few washes they get a permanent crease in the collar and look worse than if I had just wore a t-shirt to work.

LeeNetworX · 10-23-2009, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

I learned I'm never buying another polo shirt. After a few washes they get a permanent crease in the collar and look worse than if I had just wore a t-shirt to work.

It's inevitable - the trick is to iron the crease you want in it before you wear it the first time, then it will stick to that crease. I've got a couple that I didn't do that to that have some funky creases that I just can't work out.

Sean · 10-23-2009, 10:57 AM

You iron?

Faggot.

10-22-2009, 09:51 AM	#291
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	If you stick a long pin in your banana, at 1/2 inch increments, whist making rotational movements, your banana will be pre-sliced before peeling. Also, the little strings attached will be much shorter. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

10-23-2009, 02:41 AM	#296
psychochild28 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: On a bus Moto: SV 650S Posts: 857	I scare the dogs when I scream cause there's a spider in the house. God i HATE spiders. So I was sitting on the bathroom sink using half a can of raid on this stupid thing.

10-23-2009, 10:05 AM	#298
fasternyou929 SFL Expatriate #2 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC Moto: CBR1000 Posts: 2,043	I learned I'm never buying another polo shirt. After a few washes they get a permanent crease in the collar and look worse than if I had just wore a t-shirt to work.

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Sean giggity Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: socal Moto: street, sumo & dirty Posts: 1,071	You iron? Faggot.