Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread)

[derf]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Cool, can we throw derf in an oven first

Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by derf

Sorry dude, I'm half german, and I don't roast as well as others

We can have you shower first then

[the chi]

I dunno Derf, you wander into a ginger bread house you are just the right size to fit in the old confectioner...

Yeah, I know. Me too.

You wear the freaky german shorts overalls and voila, instant Hansel. Find me a blond braided wig and I might pass as Gretel. Mental image.

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Dave

When I'm dictator I'm going to have snipers posted at every major sporting event with specific orders to shoot anyone who fucks up or personalises the national anthem

I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Trip

I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.

Also need to determine how painful their death will be, I can set the woodchipper on low

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Trip

I've thought about this some more, the national anthem would be one of the first things to go if I am dictator. People are going to sing a new song where they give their devotion to me or die. They will still die, but just die sooner.

Im fine with this as long as they don't attempt to personalize it or fuck it up. I suggest we bring back public beheadings

[LeeNetworX]

Originally Posted by Dave

Harvard

Wat?

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Dave

Im fine with this as long as they don't attempt to personalize it or fuck it up. I suggest we bring back public beheadings

I prefer draw and quarter. The Saddam pool of Acid technique would be pretty interesting. A nuclear spent fuel pool would be pretty fucked up too.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Trip

I prefer draw and quarter. The Saddam pool of Acid technique would be pretty interesting. A nuclear spent fuel pool would be pretty fucked up too.

Beheading is waay hotter

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Dave

The yokels used to tell us saddam had a vore fetish and would feed women to tigers and shit

nice