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Old 04-07-2011, 08:28 PM   #3921
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So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?
Yes. I got one from sight.
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Old 04-07-2011, 10:06 PM   #3922
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Have you ever done it so much you had to put your dick in the freezer?
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:02 AM   #3923
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Frozen peas count?
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:11 AM   #3924
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Old 04-08-2011, 04:58 AM   #3925
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Old 04-08-2011, 10:37 AM   #3926
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Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
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Old 04-08-2011, 10:50 AM   #3927
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Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
My eyes are watering...
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:25 PM   #3928
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Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).
Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:29 PM   #3929
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Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out
But Muslims don't creep me out in general. Thus they weren't on the list.
Plus (as with most of my ideas), it wasn't really well thought out.

EDIT: Is Muslim a profession?
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:30 PM   #3930
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Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out
no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.
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