Belly up to the Bar (aka The Post Whorin' Thread) - Page 393

Rangerscott · 04-07-2011, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector

So I just got out of a meeting with the skankiest "woman" I have ever met, or possibly even seen. Ugh.

Can you get an STD from a smell?

Yes. I got one from sight.

Rangerscott · 04-07-2011, 10:06 PM

Have you ever done it so much you had to put your dick in the freezer?

Hydrant · 04-08-2011, 12:02 AM

Frozen peas count?

Rangerscott · 04-08-2011, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Hydrant

Frozen peas count?

Not your balls.

dReWpY · 04-08-2011, 04:58 AM

Ever done it so much you couldn't stand up cause your legs were numb and you got dehydrated?

defector · 04-08-2011, 10:37 AM

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

LeeNetworX · 04-08-2011, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

My eyes are watering...

tommymac · 04-08-2011, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector

Ever have rampant thoughts about systematically capturing people based on their chosen profession (and creepiness factor), and then making them fight to the death?

My fight card:
Ice Cream Man vs Clown
Magician vs PE Teacher
The winner of these matches gets the showdown with the reigning champ:
Preist (any religion).

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out

defector · 04-08-2011, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out

But Muslims don't creep me out in general. Thus they weren't on the list.
Plus (as with most of my ideas), it wasn't really well thought out.

EDIT: Is Muslim a profession?

Trip · 04-08-2011, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac

Only problem withthat theory is if the winner fights one of these crazy muslims he will enter the ring with some C4 and take both of them out

no weapons, hand to hand combat. Checked before entry.

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